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Phrases that should be allowed in the classroom...

Discussion in 'Primary' started by mprimaryz, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. Lighten up (You probably need to do it in your class too)

     
  2. 'people like you' hhmm. I guess they need to be taught by judgmental people like you

     
  3. I use something similar in the standard exam. I show them all the forms and explain that if they cheat or talk I'll have to fill in a lot of forms and I'll force them to sit there with me while I do it too.


     
  4. Oh I use this use every single day. "Well that's what I'd like to know too, can a grade 9 (10/11/12/13) student go to the bathroom?"


     

  5. ROFL
     

  6. 3 thumbs up
     
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  7. I seriously haven't laughed so much in a long time
     
  8. good one
     
  9. Happened one minute ago
    Student comes online and sees that I am on, says hello, I reply with hello, carries on "How is your Saturday morning?"
    I reply "Well it was great until ..."

    Nothing else needs to be said she can guess the ending
     
  10. I do say "duh" all the time too
     
  11. On the contrary, Most of these things are not said. we write them here. Seems we're doing a pretty decent job of keeping our shape
     
  12. I also say "and you're telling me this because .." with the blankest look I can manufacture. Usually it's an excuse why work is not ready to be handed in, and they know that I do not accept excuses
     
  13. ROFL
     
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  14. Goldopals, they're supposed to bring their own
     
  15. Oh no, really?
     
  16. Said with the utmost of glee, eh? Betcha only a big number would make you happy
     
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  17. Well if I am going to lose my job, it might as well be for a good reason!
    Here are some great report comments I am itching to use on my end of year reports I am currently spending home time on this weekend! Do home schooler have to write reports??
    Stolen from teachingheartdotnet and old as, but amusing.


    Since our last conference, this student has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
    His friends would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
    I would not allow this student to breed.
    This student is really not so much of a has-been as more of a definite won't-be.
    Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
    When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.
    He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
    This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
    He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
    This student is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
    This student should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
    Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
    A gross ignoramus--144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. ?
    He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.
    He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.
    I would like to go hunting with him sometime.
    He's been working with glue too much.
    He would argue with a signpost.
    He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
    When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell.
    If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
    A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
    Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
    Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
    Had two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
    If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
    If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
    If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
    It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm and made it to conception.
    One neuron short of a synapse.
    Some drink from a fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
    Takes him 11/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
    His wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
    My father happened to be down a few year ago whilst i was writing reports and found these gems in the race guide..
    ."goes well in the wet",
    "could improve without the blinkers",
    "way out his depth in an exacting field",
    "always well back" ,
    "would be massive form reversal to be any hope"..and
    "like to finish with the also rans",
    and my favourite
    "the one to beat"..
    What about....
    "Little Jonny has set himself low standards and has again failed to reach them."
    <font size="3">And a guide for parents to use when reading reports......</font>
    <font size="3">Needs praise and encouragement - Thick as two short planks
    Expresses himself clearly - Foul-mouthed
    Keen to do well - Egotistical
    All his work is of high standard - He has ambitious middle-class parents
    Does not accept authority easily - Dad's doing time
    Is easily upset - Spoilt rotten
    Often appears tired - Stays up till all hours playing xbox
    Works better at practical activities - Totally illiterate
    Good with his hands - Light fingered
    A rather solitary child - Smells or has nits
    Satisfactory Progress - I can't think of a single interesting thing about him/her
    A born leader - Runs a protection racket
    Easy going - Bone idle
    Lively - Thoroughly disruptive
    Good progress - If you think the work is bad now, you should have seen it a year ago
    A sensitive child - Never stops whining
    Helpful - Creep
    Reliable - Grasses on his mates
    Adventurous - Will break his neck before the year is out
    Has difficulty in forming stable relationships - I can't stand him either
    Expresses himself confidently - Cheeky little ***
    Enjoys all PE activities - Thug
    Has a lot of minor illnesses - Truants regularly
    Friendly - Never shuts up
    Easily distracted - Hasn't produced a single piece of good work all year</font>

    Thanks everyone for making me laugh out loud today!
     
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  18. Absolutely wonderful response!! Congratulations on such a great explanation,and such real feeling! xx
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  19. This was in response to 493 ee-ore!
     
  20. Miaoooow!!!

    Enough already!!!

    Don't be so petty. Home school/home education, seriously?!!!

    This tit-for-tat posting is just getting bitchy now. QUIT IT!! [​IMG]
     

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