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Packerguy's Place

Discussion in 'Personal' started by deleted299, Jan 1, 2006.

  1. I'm dead posh ...I've got a whole diary full.
  2. madwoman

    madwoman New commenter

    ooh loads of lunch engagments?
  3. Naughty.
  4. madwoman

    madwoman New commenter

    but nice?
  5. half shut knife is a new one on me, I'm afraid I will have to throw that one open to the floor to debate.

    Brow-mopping is a complimentary service we offer, along with neck rubs and warm hugs (as appropriate)

    You are lovely for wanting to be here - actually being here just makes you more lovely.

    We don't do formal meals but a range of sweet and savoury snacks are available - we can arrange for naked celebrities of your choice to feed them to you, if that helps you relax

    We also don't do alcohol (except liquer chocolates)
  6. madwoman

    madwoman New commenter

    can we have some florentines then?
  7. certainly! Which naked celebrity would you like to feed you those chocolaty nuggest of loveliness?
  8. "He looks like a half shut knife" - describing someone who looks depressed.

  9. madwoman

    madwoman New commenter

    OOH Robbie coltrane!!!!

    I Know but I live up to my name :)
  10. ZZZzzzz...snort


    *Jumps up and heads for the door still in pink fluffy slippers and dressing gown*

    Thanks PG, really enjoyed the reflexology, will be back for more and excellent, LOVELY conversation....

    *gives a little wave and a wink - tent flaps in the breeze*

  11. Thanks Songbird!
    I think he meant he was really tired.
    He was up till 5am!
    I just thought, "Where did these sayings come from?"
  12. A philosphical motion for us all to ponder whilst I light a vanilla-scented candle

    This house believes it is better to be funny than beautiful
  13. madwoman

    madwoman New commenter

    still ****** then packer?
  14. Face like a bag of hammers
  15. madwoman

    madwoman New commenter

    my friend always uses the phrase 'lobcodded'

    anyone ever heard that before?
  16. Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm
  17. Ringbolted
  18. If I wear a Brett Favre jersey will I get preferential treatment in this establishment?
  19. I am impartial to a fault - howver, if you wore only a Brett Favre jersey . . .

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