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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Orkrider2, Dec 15, 2018.

  1. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    Rando magnet?

    I am. If there’s a guy with a cat in his jacket, or a stray Morris dancing crew, or a drunk man whose dressed like the blue man group and has been separated from his stag party, or a semi naked drunkard, or a postman with a photographic memory who knew my name and address because he remembered it from my drivers license when I went to pick up a parcel, or someone who wants to tell someone all about their intimate medical issues, or an angry racist man, or a couple of underage boys trying to cadge fags, in the vicinity I guarantee 100% they will make a beeline for me and treat me like their long lost bestie.

    What is this special power I possess and how do I utilise it to my advantage?
     
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  2. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    For the uninitiated,

    Rando: a person one does not know, especially one regarded as odd, suspicious, or engaging in socially inappropriate behaviour.

    Not to be confused with John Rambo, an American film character who is odd, suspicious, and engaging in socially inappropriate behaviour.
     
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  3. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Ah. The nutter on the bus with a camel in his tin! (Jasper Carrot)


    Me.
     
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  4. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    I forgot the ‘well actually’ man ;)
     
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  5. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    ;)
     
  6. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    Yep total oddball magnet. They have been known to go so far as to put notes on my car ...
     
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  7. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    I’m a bit drunk and just wanna tell
    You that I love you all.

    I think I’ve become that rando...:oops:
     
  8. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    It's the big eyes wot does it.

    Really!
     
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  9. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    Do you need someone to come over and hold your hair??
     
  10. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Like attracts like?
     
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  11. JosieWhitehead

    JosieWhitehead Star commenter

    No, I seem to attract many people, but can't and don't want to attract strange characters thank goodness. You must have that special look about your face - whatever attracts them.
     
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  12. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

    You enjoy your night out Orky, you deserve it! :)
     
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  13. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    I find a disapproving glare and a frosty "Excuse me" as I sit elsewhere usually deters them.
     
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  14. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    All good ta. Haven’t puked since the ‘90s. Don’t intend to start now. I’m at least 90% liver
     
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  15. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    Shut up you love me. What does that say about you eh? Eh? EH????!!
     
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  16. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

    I’m not sure it’s you, I think it’s your box.
     
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  17. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    That i'm a man of fine tastes?
     
  18. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    Thank you. You need to come down and have a rando-attracting night in London.
     
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  19. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    Hajahahjaahahajajahajaha I’ve met you remember.
     
  20. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    Probably. *sob*
     

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