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Outrageous parent stories............

Discussion in 'Personal' started by JennyMus, May 3, 2011.

  1. speechcompanyinfo

    speechcompanyinfo Occasional commenter

    Yeah, I can't work it out either. Unless it rhymes with "you" and is brown?
  2. delenn

    delenn New commenter

    I used to teach a girl Z. I had her in Y7 and 8 and never saw mum. When she was in Y9 I took her once a week for study/reading. The parents evening that year was options and careers as well and mum turned up. Z came to see me without an appointment but as she was a student that I liked and had time said fine it would be nice to see mum. Mum started off by saying how useless Z was and how thick she was (her words not mine). She also said she shouldn't bother about going to college because if she (mum) hadn't been able to finish a course then Z wouldn't because she was thicker than mam was and was completely useless anyway and should be in a school for thick kids. I was gobsmacked.
  3. nizebaby

    nizebaby Star commenter

    God that's depressing.
  4. Corvuscorax

    Corvuscorax Star commenter

    what did you do?
  5. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Meanwhile, 50 years ago:

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  6. Morninglover

    Morninglover Star commenter

  7. lapinrose

    lapinrose Star commenter

    Love the 2 letters re this I received.

    "Sorry, XXX won't be in school as he's got dire, dier, direrear."
    "Sorry WWW won't be in school, he's got the back door trots!!!
  8. davidmu

    davidmu Occasional commenter

    A male Head of Year had a letter from a parent stating that her daughter should be excused PE because she got "frozen nipples". He passed the letter to my wife in the office, she was the PE teacher. What do you suggest I do he asked?
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  9. Jolly_Roger15

    Jolly_Roger15 Star commenter

    Forty years ago, when I worked in Stockwell Manor school, we had one student who was the PIA's PIA! One parents' evening, he came into the hall in a very subdued manner, contrary to his usual demeanour, walking behind a very small, old-looking man. It was if the latter was leading the former by a halter. The two of them made the rounds of the boy's teachers getting the same, bad reports.

    Suddenly, everyone's attention was drawn by a loud noise, which sounded as if someone had burst a paper bag. The tiny old man, with shovel-like hands, was belabouring the boy, who was a foot taller then him.

    "Is what I hear true?" (smack). "You cheek your teachers?" (smack). "You shame your mother?" (smack); and so on.

    Our reactions were 'ambiguous' but the scene was over before anyone could intervene.

    The episode had no effect on the student, as next day he was back to his old ways of being a PIA.
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  10. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    For some reason I mentally transposed that incident to a school in Japan, where the little old man is a retired samuraii :eek:
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  11. butlins

    butlins New commenter

    We had a teacher at her first parents' evening after her maternity leave and was told by a child's mother that women teachers have no right to have babies when they are responsible for teaching GCSEs.
  12. alex_teccy

    alex_teccy Star commenter

  13. alex_teccy

    alex_teccy Star commenter

    That’s a fair point, it’s a huge responsibility.
  14. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    Oh, I love that song. It always came into my head when I saw a particular mum at my daughter's school who was a bit... glam, and all the mums used to slide their eyes up and down her and then smirk at each other when she sashayed across the playground. Her daughter was in my daughter's class, and they moved to a different town last year. Good luck to her - she didn't give a hoot.
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  15. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Ha. There was a young mum who would, literally, stop traffic on her walk up to my daughter's primary school. The rest of us had tumbled out of bed and were in tracky bottoms etc.
    She had waist length, straight, glossy, dark hair, often wore a thigh length leather skirt, stilettos, and dark glasses. I've never seen so many near crashes.

    Why? At that time of day? She didn't work. We became quite friendly, but I kept her well away from Mr D...

    She abandoned her young daughter and much older husband and fled back to her native country. All quite sad, really.
  16. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Owl biddy was she?
  17. Incommunicado

    Incommunicado Established commenter

    On a slightly different note... it was Tommy's Yr 11 Parent's Evening; Tommy had long straight blond hair and blue eyes. I saw his parents approaching, bringing with them their younger son, about 5 or 6, who also had long straight blond hair and blue eyes. I remarked "Isn't he like his brother!!??" The young lad looked at me as if I were daft, and informed me "I AM his brother!"
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