It would appear my dull as dishwater life has attracted an admirer in Sri Lanka no less!! I owe the National Bank of Somewhere a HUGE amount of money as I withdrew it from a "terminal" in Columbo. Anyway, it turns out that due to my hotmail account being hacked they have now been able to clone me. How exciting yet at the same time scary!! I've had to change bank accounts and everything!! Does this make me one of that there socks?