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One for the men!

Discussion in 'Personal' started by BelleDuJour, Apr 16, 2012.

  1. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    My cousin (male, biker) sent me this. It made me giggle I have to admit!
    <h6 class="uiStreamMessage">A
    man on his Ducati was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
    sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'Because
    you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
    wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
    can ride over anytime I want.'
    God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that
    kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the
    Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is
    hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
    more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I
    wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she
    feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
    treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
    why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a
    woman truly happy.
    God replied: 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?</h6>
  2. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

  3. lapinrose

    lapinrose Star commenter

  4. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

  5. boots?
  6. Oh, I love my ugg boots!I
    Loved this too! [​IMG]
  7. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    It is unrealistic because nobody in their right mind would ever ride a Ducati along a beach!
  8. It is in California jacob..........[​IMG]
  9. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    Still: seawater and Italian motorcycles do not mix. I know, I have one.

  10. Ahh the old ones are the best. I haven't come across that joke for nearly 20 years.

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