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On God's mobile...

Discussion in 'Personal' started by magic surf bus, Apr 14, 2011.

  1. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    If God dropped his/her mobile, and it tumbled down from heaven, all the way to Earth and into the realm of mere mortals, what would we find when we examined it?

    What would be the chosen ringtone for calls and texts?

    Whose numbers would be on the contacts list?

    What cherished photos would we find stored on it?

    And who would be barred?

    Give reasons for your answer (or show all working if you teach Maths).
     
  2. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    If God dropped his/her mobile, and it tumbled down from heaven, all the way to Earth and into the realm of mere mortals, what would we find when we examined it?

    What would be the chosen ringtone for calls and texts?

    Whose numbers would be on the contacts list?

    What cherished photos would we find stored on it?

    And who would be barred?

    Give reasons for your answer (or show all working if you teach Maths).
     
  3. doomzebra

    doomzebra Occasional commenter

    The ringtone would be Bach's St Matthew Passion

     
  4. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    God is a DJ - Faithless
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02BUCVBHSKw
    There would be none. God is everywhere, including inside his contact's mobile phones.
    He may have the Devil on Speed dial though, just incase.
    [​IMG]
    Picture of the Baby Cheeses!
    Those that repeatedly call his name in vain and clog up the line.
     
  5. doomzebra

    doomzebra Occasional commenter

    They've found it
    [​IMG]
     
  6. doomzebra

    doomzebra Occasional commenter

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