An Oxford college president has demanded that octopus is removed from the menu as part of a drive to make disadvantaged students feel more “comfortable”. Baroness Jan Royall, head of Somerville, said she wants to “change the culture” of the college to make sure it is “welcoming for all”. The Labour peer told how after receiving a complaint from a first-year student about an octopus terrine dish, she instructed Somerville’s catering staff to replace it with a less adventurous alternative. Probably Pot Noodle or a jam butty. I suspect that an octopus may well be more intelligent than she is (and the snowflake student who complained). Isn't attending a university to do with expanding the mind and developing character through new, novel, and challenging experiences?