So here am I pondering what do with my kid when she visits me next week. She's the best kid a father could hope for, but from the moment she was conceived I had the wrong game plan. She was born on April Fool's Day, and if that isn't enough to live down, she has a clown like me for a father who can't tell a calendar from from a clock and have frequently overlooked her birthday, just as I do with everyone else I know. It's a failing I have, and one I constantly have to apologise and try to make amends for. But this year I can be prepared, because there's time to get it sorted in advance and we can have some great days when she visits if someone can give me a clue what appeals to 31 year old women. I knew what they really wanted when I was 31 but as it's my daughter, this isn't an option for me. What would you suggest?