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Oh no, Egg is on way!

Discussion in 'Personal' started by felltogroundinberkeleysquare, Nov 26, 2015.

  1. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    I thought a divorce was a divorce, but apparently not. Shall I just tell him to egg-off? But he is the father of my 3 kids. But I don't want it?????
     
  2. jamiedoorknob

    jamiedoorknob Occasional commenter

    Shouldn't you have told him that 9 months before the kids were born?
     
  3. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Poach him?
     
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  4. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    Odd off Jamie ****.
     
  5. jamiedoorknob

    jamiedoorknob Occasional commenter

    He might crack under the strain.
     
  6. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

  7. rachelpaula008

    rachelpaula008 Star commenter

    That cracked me up.

    @K n o b - You're not talking to yourself are you?
     
  8. jamiedoorknob

    jamiedoorknob Occasional commenter

    No.

    I'm not that scrambled.
     
  9. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    Has he just rung to tell you this? I'd get the phone line scrambled if I were you.
     
  10. rachelpaula008

    rachelpaula008 Star commenter

    Oh, have an alternative poster in mind. Can someone knit me a hat??
     
  11. jamiedoorknob

    jamiedoorknob Occasional commenter

    This isn't a yolk, you know.
     
  12. jamiedoorknob

    jamiedoorknob Occasional commenter

    How about one of these?
    [​IMG]
     
  13. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    So sorry! It's late and my brain is fried...
     
  14. rachelpaula008

    rachelpaula008 Star commenter

  15. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Shell we all just move on from bad egg yolks.
     
  16. jamiedoorknob

    jamiedoorknob Occasional commenter

    I can crack them all night......
     
  17. rachelpaula008

    rachelpaula008 Star commenter

    You need to get a hobby or something, duck.
     
  18. jamiedoorknob

    jamiedoorknob Occasional commenter

    Quack off!
     
  19. rachelpaula008

    rachelpaula008 Star commenter

    That comment didn't fluff my feathers : )
     
  20. jamiedoorknob

    jamiedoorknob Occasional commenter

    You and your feathers can pluck off!
     

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