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Officers Attacked With Breast Milk

Discussion in 'Personal' started by jacob, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    Did the Sherriff feel a bit of a tit?
  2. who is in fact 30 years old

  3. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    she might move to Wales......
  4. She can spray her breast milk with such force that it "attacks"

    I am impressed
  5. I could get maybe a foot distance at the start of a feed e.g. if I'd been a bit delayed/baby had miraculously slept a bit longer than expected, but frankly the force behind it would have been somewhat less than the slightly inconvenient squirt of an injudiciously-opened yogurt pot.
    I'd rather have a taser.
  6. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    bumping baubles bar

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