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O I wish it could be UKIP every day

Discussion in 'Personal' started by ninenotes, Dec 23, 2015.

  1. ninenotes

    ninenotes Senior commenter

    Did anybody notice how the KIPPERS have gone quiet?
     
  2. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. ninenotes

    ninenotes Senior commenter

    LOL but I don't think so.

    Their mum has told them to get off the computer otherwise they won't get anything from Santa.
     
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  4. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    UKIP don't like Santa, illegal immigrant breaking all UK border controls while plying UK youth with gifts.
     
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  5. ninenotes

    ninenotes Senior commenter

    Are you saying Santa is...............FOREIGN?


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  6. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Shocking isn't it!
     
  7. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    Santa? He's certainly not British. He'd better set off early this year. If he lets some Eritreans burrow beneath his sacks they'll stop him at Calais.
     
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  8. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    *fnar*
     
  9. Yoda-

    Yoda- Lead commenter

  10. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    You may laugh @kibosh but he does have BIG sacks. Everyone knows that!
     
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  11. ninenotes

    ninenotes Senior commenter

    I go out to the post office for an hour and what happens?

    FILTH.
     
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  12. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    Brace yourselves!
     
  13. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

  14. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

  15. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    I expect they've gone for a smoke.

    Just goes to show though, how little anyone cares about the issues they raise.
     
  16. ninenotes

    ninenotes Senior commenter

    You think people care little?

    I doubt they care that much.
     
  17. Yoda-

    Yoda- Lead commenter

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    Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul,
    With a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made of coal.

    Frosty the Snowman, is a fairytale, they say.
    He was made of snow, but the children know he came to life one day.

    There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found,

    For when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around!
    https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?img...d=0ahUKEwiMhtjZ2_LJAhUHuxQKHSiRD90QMwgcKAEwAQ
     
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  18. ninenotes

    ninenotes Senior commenter

    It was too good to last.
     
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  19. ilovesooty

    ilovesooty Star commenter

    I see they've crawled out from under their rocks just in time for Christmas.
     
  20. Cantandmorecant

    Cantandmorecant Lead commenter

    Something's definitely crawled out that's for sure.
     

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