Got 'Saturday Kitchen' on while ploughing through my cooking marathon (cake 1 of 10 in oven, chicken soup simmering). Nigella just been on making a lemon pavlova. Now.........I knpw its telly but F F S. Sexy music in background, soft lighting you couldn't possibly cook in, kitchen looking like a set from 'Ideal Home'.....pink kitchenaid glistening and not splattered with meringue as mine would be, bowl of lemons and eggs artistically placed in foreground, Nigella giving sultry looks and fondling her meringue like it were George Clooney's buttocks! Coaxing her cream to the edge............ Sorry but it's just not cooking. I'm splatterd in cake batter (some in my hair), plaster on hand which I cut while prepping the garlic, sultry looks replaced by resembling a permanently exhaused pigeon, kitchen looking like a bomb let off, nothing artisitcally placed anywhere, kitchenaid covered in flour, not coaxing anything other then Mr Belle to get out of the kitchen as he's iin my way! I know it is TV but it bloody isn't COOKING!!!! Soz......very tired and busy and would love to look like Nigella in sparkly kitchen with sexy music..............and no washing up!