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new beauty aid?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by madwoman, May 31, 2011.

  1. [​IMG]It keeps taking me to another tes page
     
  2. what? thousands of women online looking for a product that would....?
    no - you don't lead a sheltered life - you have a life
     
  3. Oh. Dear. God.

    The link doesnt work, you have to type it in manually.
     
  4. The link isn't working...
    Try this one instead
    ... but Oh. My. God.
    That raises more questions than it answers, such as:
    1) Why would you spend so long looking at... there... to think that the colour wasn't right?
    2) Who really cares what shade of pink they are?
    3) What on earth is a Paramedical Esthetician?
    4) Maddy, what on earth were you looking for to find that?
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  5. bombaysapphire

    bombaysapphire Star commenter

    OMG - really? Am I supposed to look at that and worry about the colour?
    How?
     
  6. [​IMG]It keeps taking me to another tes page
    Same here.
    A product that would what?
     
  7. Aaaaggghhh. that is horrendous!
    Who in their right minds spends time looking and fretting about the colour?
     
  8. well - no you're not supposed to - not in any vaguely sane universe - but as to how - did you never read 'our bodies, ourselves' [​IMG]

     
  9. wow - where did that 'edit' function come from?
     
  10. Love it!!!
    Would be pretty concerned about putting bleach down there though [​IMG]
     
  11. I can't get the page either. Keeps taking me to a TES page.

    So - is this about anal bleaching then? Just a guess.
     
  12. No, it appears anal bleaching is old hat now!
    Just think....pink button....what could it be!!!
    Apparently the colour fades with age.
     
  13. Sweet Baby Jesus. :-/


    Life. Get one.

     
  14. copy and paste the link -
    http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/My-New-Pink-Button-Marilyn/M/B002P0W2DG.htm
    It doesnt like linking from my mac for some reason!
     
  15. Imagine if it went horrifically wrong.Sex life, finished.
     
  16. Please dont ask how I found it :)
     
  17. For full effect you have to read the 'reviews'
    For a long time I have felt my sex lust decreasing, much due to the fact that my wife is getting older and lesser attractive for each year.
    One of my biggest concerns has been the unattractive gray colour which her labia has attained during recent years. It simply isn't pleasing to the eye anymore.
    We've tried all sorts of things to spice it up, from car batteries and buttplugs, to whips and strap-ons, all to no avail.
    In hindsight most of these things were just silly, since they didn't get to the root of the problem, which of course was her labia.

    And getting to the root of the problem is exactly what this product does! It has revitalized our sex life completely. Now having intercourse doesn't feel as much like necrophilia anymore, but rather brings back sweet memories of having sex with 16 year old Croatian prostitutes, much like I used to do during the war!

    Thank you My New Pink Button!
     
  18. bombaysapphire

    bombaysapphire Star commenter

    "It burns if you put too much on, or use it other places."
    The above is quoted from one of the reviews and made my eyes water.

     

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