OMG. Mr Belle has, in his wisdom, invited some friends of his for Sunday lunch in a couple of weeks. This is fine, I don't mind (I am just hoping they're not stuck up upper class twits as some of his friends are, by his own admission). However, I've just learned they will be bringing their grandchildren, aged 2 and 4, both boys. Problem is I hate kids! I really dislike them. Babies are ok. GCSE and A level students are ok (that's all I teach). My own, now grown up, kids are great (but wasn't too keen on them when they were little). Anything in-between nappies and 15 makes me want to run for the hills (even some 15 year olds do that). But a 2 year old and 4 year old? Yikes! My house is not child proof, I am not child proof..............help!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can I stay calm and look like I'm having fun?