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Mum pulls kid out of school because he was given tuna sandwich after long poo

Discussion in 'Personal' started by harsh-but-fair, Oct 10, 2019.

  1. harsh-but-fair

    harsh-but-fair Star commenter

  2. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    The eyebrows though.
     
  3. catmother

    catmother Star commenter

    Jayden.
     
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  4. baitranger

    baitranger Established commenter

    Misleading headline.The child missed a hot lunch because he spent the lunch break in the toilet. By the time he came out all of the hot food was gone. The article is not about the length of his droppings .
     
  5. FrankWolley

    FrankWolley Star commenter

    Expecting 4th child, at 31... Needs birth control advice, urgently.
     
  6. colpee

    colpee Star commenter

    :D Hilarious. For best effect I thoroughly recommend reading the whole article out loud.

    Stacey and Jayden - who’d have thought eh?:cool:
     
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  7. colpee

    colpee Star commenter

    Just noticed you got there first:D
     
  8. blue451

    blue451 Lead commenter

    This poor kid has more to worry about than a tuna sandwich.
     
  9. needabreak

    needabreak Star commenter

    I thought it was an old pic of Boy George was scrolling down looking for the story... I liked Boy George.
     
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  10. needabreak

    needabreak Star commenter

    I expect she thinks that pulling him out of school over a tuna sandwich he didn't like is good parenting.
     
  11. chelsea2

    chelsea2 Star commenter

    And this is news because.....?
     
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  12. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

    Yeh, that'll show 'em.
     
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  13. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    Jayden...............just as bad as Hayden, Kayden and any other 'den!
    Scary drawn on eyebrows.
    Only chance of two kids by same dad is if she has twins.
    Oh dear.................I feel sorry for the tuna in the sandwich!
    On reflection, looking at the photo it appears Jayden looks like he doesn't exactly need anything to eat.
     
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  14. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Hah!

    Click on the paper's next story!

    https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/knackered-bristol-mum-stuck-school-3399091

    Indiana, Darcy and Memphis. :rolleyes:
     
  15. rararasputin

    rararasputin Occasional commenter

    If Jayden's anything like his Mum, the school is probably quite happy for him to be kept off!
     
  16. katiejane1

    katiejane1 New commenter

    My stepson, who my husband and I have full custody of, and is effectively my child, is called Jayden- he’s a rather sensible, studious and lovely young man of nearly 16, who gets nothing but good reports from school. I would be mortified if his teachers wrote him off purely because of the name he was given at birth.
     
  17. colpee

    colpee Star commenter

    I was wondering if the thread would get to a second page without a telling off

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  18. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Even the nicest people can have ridiculous names.

    The people remain nice. Their names remain ridiculous.

    We are not conflating the two.
     
  19. Sundaytrekker

    Sundaytrekker Star commenter

    That conversation with the parent is just the sort I didn’t miss when I retired as a headteacher. Absolutely ridiculous and she feels entitled to say what she wants.
     
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  20. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Ghastly hag.
     
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