Robin Ud; ****. Russell Crow mumbles his way froo annuver epic filmd in spannervision sounding like John Lennon. I is reliubly informd that Knig Richard spoke frog, an thers other Hooj hystoricul gaffs from the Manga Carter to wimmin in armer, nite fightin, landing craft, an uvver dodgy stuff liek creamashun wot weren’t dun then cuz they wuz Kristiuns an buried people in churchyards wiv mumblin’ an crosseyes an a priest in a frock. Hoo is this Robin Longsh!te anyway? Not one of Widdly Scrotes bestest unlike Globiater and Knigdom of Hevvun. That fat bloak offa the Tesco advert wuz in it an' e wuz **** too.