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Middle Class Insults

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Richie Millions, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Oh how amusing, your children don't match.
     
  2. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    A degree in ...... media studies?
     
  3. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Your children have special needs ours have syndromes.
     
  4. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    I didn't realise Waitrose still sold tinned fruit.
     
  5. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    You have to do the school run? Is Nanny sick?
     
  6. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    You're collecting the children from school? Heavens is it end of term already?
     
  7. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    You listen to PM? Isn't that yesterday's Today?
     
  8. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    A car boot sale? Don't they all come with one?
     
  9. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    Ketchup? No, it's tomato coulis.
     
  10. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Well I'm sure the Tudors will feel roundly mocked when they see what you've done to your house.
     
  11. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    You call your grandmother "nanny"? What on earth do you call nanny?
     
  12. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Obese she thought a rack of lamb was an amuse bouche x
     
  13. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    How generous of them to upgrade you x
     
  14. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    What exactly is TKMax?
     
  15. Reminds me of teaching Hamlet some years ago. Hamlet says: 'Who calls me villain? Breaks my pate across'... The girl reading the lines read out 'breaks my paté across. Would that be Ardennes or foie gras?


     
  16. tangerinecat

    tangerinecat New commenter

    Well, your NCT group had a single mum in it.
     
  17. Almost certainly urban myth, I reckon: the version I've been repeating for years had him saying at the end of his meal "my compliments to the chef on the guacamole".
    Reminds me of another, probably equally apocryphal: some grand Tory dame (Shirley Porter, perhaps?) was desperate to establish her rapport with the common man and so tried to prove that she knew all about London Transport by mounting a double-decker and holding out a £20 note to the driver, saying "47, Clarence Avenue, please."
     
  18. Seriously?
    You get into Economy as opposed to first class.
     
  19. was the answer to what happens if you turn right on a plane
     
  20. Middle Class I see,
    So When will you and your family be moving to Mumbai?

    ;>)

    PS- Will your Dad keep his job with TATA!? How are Jaguar sales these days?
     

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