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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Richie Millions, Feb 25, 2010.
Oh how amusing, your children don't match.
A degree in ...... media studies?
Your children have special needs ours have syndromes.
I didn't realise Waitrose still sold tinned fruit.
You have to do the school run? Is Nanny sick?
You're collecting the children from school? Heavens is it end of term already?
You listen to PM? Isn't that yesterday's Today?
A car boot sale? Don't they all come with one?
Ketchup? No, it's tomato coulis.
Well I'm sure the Tudors will feel roundly mocked when they see what you've done to your house.
You call your grandmother "nanny"? What on earth do you call nanny?
Obese she thought a rack of lamb was an amuse bouche x
How generous of them to upgrade you x
What exactly is TKMax?
Reminds me of teaching Hamlet some years ago. Hamlet says: 'Who calls me villain? Breaks my pate across'... The girl reading the lines read out 'breaks my paté across. Would that be Ardennes or foie gras?
Well, your NCT group had a single mum in it.
Almost certainly urban myth, I reckon: the version I've been repeating for years had him saying at the end of his meal "my compliments to the chef on the guacamole".
Reminds me of another, probably equally apocryphal: some grand Tory dame (Shirley Porter, perhaps?) was desperate to establish her rapport with the common man and so tried to prove that she knew all about London Transport by mounting a double-decker and holding out a £20 note to the driver, saying "47, Clarence Avenue, please."
You get into Economy as opposed to first class.
was the answer to what happens if you turn right on a plane
Middle Class I see,
So When will you and your family be moving to Mumbai?
PS- Will your Dad keep his job with TATA!? How are Jaguar sales these days?