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Middle Class Insults

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Richie Millions, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Your olive oil is less virgin than your daughter.
     
  2. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    The other half of this semi-detached. Is it for the staff?
     
  3. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Our second home is Catalan your second home is Matalan.
     
  4. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    A napkin please? Oh I use that tissue in the glass.
     
  5. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Yeah well we moved much further to get them into a good school than you did.
     
  6. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Sun dried is soooooooooooooo 2002.
     
  7. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Luton has an airport?
     
  8. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    You are called James, and you are not someones driver? What were your parents thinking?
     
  9. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    These are not insults. They are organically grown, hand picked, char grilled insults in a sweet cherry jus.
     
  10. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    I hate you more than my goats cheese induced migraines.
     
  11. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Yes I have been to MacDonalds once. We were en route to our second home in Brittany.
     
  12. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Nurture nonsense. I treated the twins exactly the same. They had a nanny each. They still turned out differently.
     
  13. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Your lawn is so small, when we played croquet we had hoops we couldn't use.
     
  14. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Did you change the radio station to one with adverts?
     
  15. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    OK, trying to picture it ........ a pot ....... with noodles?
     
  16. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    I didn't think the asparagus season continued into July. What a nice surprise.
     
  17. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Yes I would have worked too, but my children's future is too important to leave entirely to the Nanny.
     
  18. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    We are eating in the kitchen? Won't cook be dreadfully put out?
     
  19. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    What is an Oyster card?
     
  20. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Can you get Pak Choi in Asda?
     

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