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Middle Class Insults

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Richie Millions, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Your Dad's Mercedes doesn't even have heated seats.

    So what happens if you turn right when you get on a plane?

    How nice you could get an extension, they don't allow it on listed buildings.

    Your children are so neglected, they don't even have allergies.


    Further contributions welcome x
     
  2. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    Errr...what does happen when you turn right on a plane? [​IMG]
     
  3. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    A lawn mower don't your ponies keep it down?
     
  4. Professor Dumbledore

    Professor Dumbledore New commenter

    I so want to contribute to this thread, because I think it's really funny - but I'm just not middle class enough.....!
     
  5. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    You did the interior design yourself. How very industrious x
     
  6. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    You had a tough upbringing we didn't get a Waitrose in Bishops Stortford until I was 13.
     
  7. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Act your age not your UCAS points.
     
  8. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Stay away from that sort of girl dear, the ones without Prada.
     
  9. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Argos? Oh I assumed the s was silent.
     
  10. Not a middle class insult, more a faux pas. Peter Mandelson's visit to a fish and chip shop and agreeing to some 'guacamole' with his fish and chips (or mushy peas as it is more commonly referred to by those who have actually eaten fish and chips before). Not sure if this story is actually true or whether it's media myth, it still made me laugh.
     
  11. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    I like the one about turning right on the plane.....

    You almost always turn left for business class seating.
     
  12. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Your son at University? In a jar marked specimen?
     
  13. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    I do know what it is like on the streets. Quite chilly actually.
     
  14. Miss, where did you go at half term?
     
  15. Miss, where did you go at half term?
    Err. Hairdressers, optician and dentist.
     
  16. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Ah you live in East London? How awfully ethnic.
     
  17. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Your Mummy is so fat. When she fell downstairs the cleaner though EastEnders was finishing.
     
  18. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Insults? On an internet forum? How petit-bourgeoisie.
     
  19. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Dulux? Are Farrow & Ball shades too muted for your liking?
     
  20. Richie Millions

    Richie Millions New commenter

    Yes we have a breadmaker her name is Agnetha.
     

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