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Maths Jokes

Discussion in 'Mathematics' started by debecca, Mar 6, 2003.

  1. Bump!
    My favourites are (or those that I can remember well enough to tell):
    Who invented King Arthur's round table? and
    What did the 0 say to the 8?










    Sir-cumference and
    Nice belt!

    Also, I heard this from a student:
    I ate and I ate 'til I was sick on the floor.
    Eight times eight is sixty-four!!!!!
    Does anyone know any more of these...?
     
  2. DM

    DM New commenter

    We have had this one before. [​IMG]
    Please inform your student that the product of I ate and I ate is negative sick on the floor.
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous New commenter

  4. I have just watched this and laughed out loud .... repeatedly. Showed it to my better half, and got a mildly amused, wry smile. [​IMG]
     
  5. I was pulling loads of complex shapes on the dancefloor last night... Ended up in bed with a dodecahedron! :)
     
  6. alutwyche

    alutwyche New commenter

    I made one up for a surds worksheet:
    What did the surd order at the restaurant?
    Pie and root beer
     
  7. missjkd

    missjkd New commenter

    Best chat up line:

    I bet you mod me is 0, because I know you'd fit into me perfectly.
     
  8. "Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?"
    Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun



    Pupil: Would you punish me for something I haven't done?
    Teacher: Of course not.
    Pupil: That's good because I haven't done my homework!



    Why did the Maths textbook look so sad?
    Because it had so many problems!
     
  9. Ok those came up weird!
     
  10. Apologies in advance!!!!
    If easily offended then please shut your eyes.
    What do you call a convention for ADHD testicles?
    A hyperbollock function
    Sorry!! [​IMG]
     
  11. Unfortunately, this has now been removed!
     

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