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“Mangled apricot hellbeast”

Discussion in 'Personal' started by coffeekid, Jun 26, 2016.

  1. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

  2. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    I was sure you were talking about the World's Ugliest Dog competition.
    Although I think the dog is rather sweet.
    bombaysapphire and coffeekid like this.
  3. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    Janie on the other hand, really has the measure of Scotland:
  4. Didactylos4

    Didactylos4 Star commenter

    It didn't go down well then?
    I do wonder about that man
  5. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    Good grief! :eek:
    cissy3 likes this.
  6. foxtail3

    foxtail3 Star commenter

    Some wonderfully creative language, completely expressing the frustration and anger that follows him everywhere.
    Laphroig, cissy3, Lara mfl 05 and 2 others like this.
  7. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    Wow! 'Ugly, Spiteful and Ginger' Yes that just about sums me up. Apart from the ugly. and the spiteful.
    coffeekid likes this.
  8. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Those are some great insults.
  9. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    I am going to use jizztrumpet wherever and whenever I can. Superb. Also the woman holding the placard with the Donald's helicopter in the background. I love her.
    knitone, Flere-Imsaho and coffeekid like this.
  10. slingshotsally

    slingshotsally Star commenter

    I think I need to set up a Twitter account.
  11. cuteinpuce

    cuteinpuce Star commenter

    Sigh. Just for a tiny, tiny moment, my little heart leapt with excitement at the thought of a non-political thread to escape to...
    ValentinoRossi and Lara mfl 05 like this.
  12. Flere-Imsaho

    Flere-Imsaho Star commenter

    Football starts soon, Cute. Besides, Trump isn't really a politician.
    cuteinpuce likes this.
  13. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    Where's nutella when you need her. Start one of your own, mebbes..?
    cissy3 and Flere-Imsaho like this.
  14. cuteinpuce

    cuteinpuce Star commenter

    The thread definitely wins the best title of the day prize.

    I used to start lots of threads but I seem to have lost my mojo these days...
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  15. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    *there there*
  16. Flere-Imsaho

    Flere-Imsaho Star commenter

    The country needs leadership, Cute. It's time to step up.
  17. cuteinpuce

    cuteinpuce Star commenter

    Yup. 6 minutes till the big match between Liverpool Ladies and Man City Women. Not sure who to go for, myself - Man City probably. But I find myself pondering on the "Ladies" / "Women" difference.

    Interesting that in the NWSL in the States, the teams avoid any reference to gender (Orlando Pride, Portland Thorns, Seattle Reign etc.) (Also interesting that, overnight, league leaders Washington Spirit lost at home to Sky Blue. That's a surprise...)
  18. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    Another funny post (for those who don't know, an "empty" is a teenage house party where there are no parents home at the time):

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  19. cuteinpuce

    cuteinpuce Star commenter

    Yeah, unfortunately my kitchen cabinet considers my leadership to be lacklustre and has resigned en masse. Gawd knows where I'll put the colanders now...
    Flere-Imsaho likes this.
  20. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    ColanderS? You have more than one??

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