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Making Risk Assessments Sexy

Discussion in 'Headteachers' started by Middlemarch, Jan 18, 2011.

  1. mychuck

    mychuck New commenter

    Tom Clancy - you'll get everyone wanting to post on HT forum if you keep talking like that ...you dirty flirt.
    CG what are you doing mentioning choppers!! Tom won't have been able to sleep with all the emotions you're stirring in him!!
    [​IMG]
     
  2. Sadly, the only chopper I have is of the 2 wheel Raleigh sort, rusting away in the loft.
    mychuck - Dirty Flirt - how very dare you!! I shower twice a day - sadly alone.
     
  3. anon2799

    anon2799 New commenter

    And he has the cheek to call me a floozie!!! Talking about his ablutions in public. Shocking!
     
  4. But there was nothing dirty about it!
    Whatever happened to the lovely lady in the original photo?
     
  5. anon2799

    anon2799 New commenter

    she's still here Tom.
     
  6. Blimey, you were up early this morning!
    I was sound asleep (dreaming about you of course), hugging my pillow, so soft, warm and inviting.
    Woke up to pouring rain and a whinging moggy. How fickle life can be!
     
  7. anon2799

    anon2799 New commenter

    I have young children. That was actually a lie in!
     
  8. Oh how I remember those happy carefree days (he lied)!
    Thankfully they are like my children - long gone.
     
  9. anon2799

    anon2799 New commenter

    Still, you get to dream about me instead, so life isn't all bad!
     
  10. True, but I'm not sure that middlemarch will be too happy as you are edging her out of my dreamlife.

     
  11. Middlemarch

    Middlemarch Star commenter

    Too right! Outside Curly, I shall give you a right chavvy pasting and no mistake.
     
  12. anon2799

    anon2799 New commenter

    Are you sure about that middlemarch. I'm well ard you know!
     
  13. Now, now!
    I'm really not worth it!!
    No man is, you know that.
     
  14. anon2799

    anon2799 New commenter

    Oh come on Tom, you love it. TES top totty fighting over you, no use pretending...
     
  15. I know, I know!
    It just has to be a male poster's ultimate fantasy.
    (Thinks: "Thank heavens they don't have a picture of me. Or they would run a mile!")
     
  16. anon2799

    anon2799 New commenter

    Well I can vouch for middlemarch and she can vouch for me.
    Like I said, top TES totty! [​IMG]
     
  17. Just how is it that if you have a young family you spend so much time here? It is escapism? Or are you just stringing me along?
     
  18. anon2799

    anon2799 New commenter

    My kids are in bed. You'll notice I'm on in the evening after " bed time" apart from when I get a pass out! Then I'm down the pub/ in the curry house / spa or doing something worthy and cultural.
    I'm not the type to string you along.....
    [​IMG]
     
  19. Wow! You know how to live! Pub, curry house, spa, culture! The well rounded woman!
     
  20. anon2799

    anon2799 New commenter

    Ah, you do remember my old picture then [​IMG]
     

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