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Make love not war.

Discussion in 'Personal' started by harsh-but-fair, Oct 20, 2020.

  1. harsh-but-fair

    harsh-but-fair Star commenter

    UK - The end of the national lockdown spurred a summer of love that revived condom sales at market leader Durex.

    US - More than a hundred thousand Californians have bought a gun since the onset of the coronavirus pandemic, a new report has found, in a surge of gun sales that has experts worried about the risk of suicide and deadly instances of domestic violence.
     
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  2. Lalad

    Lalad Star commenter

    US - shotgun weddings?:)
     
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  3. Bedlam3

    Bedlam3 Star commenter

    Shooting on both sides of the pond.
     
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  4. Jolly_Roger15

    Jolly_Roger15 Star commenter

    Whether down the barrel of a gun, or the holster that sheaths it, I wonder if either will look you in the eye when they shoot.
     
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  5. harsh-but-fair

    harsh-but-fair Star commenter

  6. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    1509230769-The-Durex-Brick-photo-D-Theodore-1.jpg
     
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  7. Oscillatingass

    Oscillatingass Star commenter

    As Lennon or was it McCartney said "Happiness is a warm gun, bang bang shoot shoot"
     
  8. Mainwaring

    Mainwaring Lead commenter

    I seem to remember from my time in Asia that Durex was also a line of domestic appliances. Mind you, I quite like the Durex brick. Two of those brought together with a bang might have a permanent contraceptive effect. Could this be a possible solution to world over-population?
     
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  9. harsh-but-fair

    harsh-but-fair Star commenter

    Also available as a do-it-yourself kit ...

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  10. DrLinus

    DrLinus Lead commenter

    Those will be the people who cannot afford their ambition to leave California with hundreds of thousands of others because of its double-tap taxation, urban decay, rolling blackouts, perpetual lockdown, wildfires, rocketing crime figures and race riots.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_California#Net_domestic_migration
     
  11. harsh-but-fair

    harsh-but-fair Star commenter

  12. DrLinus

    DrLinus Lead commenter

    Fish are not mentioned in your opening post, unlike California.
     

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