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Discussion in 'Personal' started by doomzebra, Mar 20, 2011.
Serves me right for buying sushi from petrol stations
Yes. My dog has been low-level flaming all evening. He's been banished to the kitchen. Poor beast.
Some dogs (my own included) have been known to sell their backsides to Satan
I had to bend down to see without my specs and burnt my eyebrows.
You'd have looked silly with specs melted onto your forehead
Indeed. Perhaps even sillier than having no eyebrows.
We've got one like that. The worse he has ever been was when we took him to church for a dog-friendly carol service. Heathen hound!
It was your dog's way of renouncing Satan and all his works
Did you know that mammoths used to have a flap of skin to close their anuses, in order to keep out the cold?
I wonder if it flapped around when they did a mammoth fart?
. . . making a noise like old canvas being torn