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Lindt Chocolate Bunny

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Milkandchalk, Apr 15, 2011.

  1. Milkandchalk

    Milkandchalk New commenter

    It's sitting on the shelf just across the room. Just staring at me. I'm sure it just winked at me and mouthed "eat me". I'd promised myself to be healthier as I go on holiday 11 weeks from now (and 1 day - yep I'm on countdown). So the bunny desperately wants to be eaten. Should I just grant its wish?
     
  2. catmother

    catmother Star commenter

    I'm pretty sure that I can hear it too!
     
  3. Milkandchalk I am in the exact same position! I love them and was bought one by my team leader at the end of term! I am off on holiday tomorrow so have resisted it all week....it just keeps looking at me! I'm going to eat it as soon as I get back!
     
  4. inq

    inq

    The LADY and the CHOCOLATE
    CHOCOLATE: You want me Lady don't you? You want me! YOU WANT ME!
    LADY: No Chocolate, I do not want you, for after the initial
    Pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT.
    CHOCOLATE: That, Lady is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE.
    Are you to deny me the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE?
    LADY: No, Chocolate. I would not do that.
    CHOCOLATE: Thank you.
    (A munching sound is heard, followed by
    a sigh of pleasure)


    Edward Monkton
     
  5. Well what a dillema, NOT.
    EAT IT, or give me your address and I;ll come and remove the temptation.
     
  6. Milkandchalk

    Milkandchalk New commenter

  7. Did you eat it Milkandchalk? I can't wait to eat mine!
     
  8. Milkandchalk

    Milkandchalk New commenter

    I've eaten his head. Will keep his ar.se for later.
     
  9. catmother

    catmother Star commenter

    The head always got first! Your posting has reminded me that I have bought my husband a fancy egg. The egg has been hiding in my wardrobe and it's now calling me! If I eat it,I will blame you.
     
  10. Jealous!!
     
  11. Milkandchalk

    Milkandchalk New commenter

    Has he done something nice to earn the egg?
     
  12. Milkandchalk

    Milkandchalk New commenter

    Get thee to Asda
     
  13. catmother

    catmother Star commenter

    You're right. I should have it. I need something to take away the pain of thinking about Monday!
     
  14. Milkandchalk

    Milkandchalk New commenter

    I'm sure you've earned it more than he has
     
  15. catmother

    catmother Star commenter

    Of course.
     
  16. I bought two this morning, intending to give them as Easter gifts.
    However, when I got home I discovered that one has lost his little bell. I may have to eat that one, after all, it would be wrong to give a naked bunny as a gift, wouldn't it?
     
  17. Milkandchalk

    Milkandchalk New commenter

    The bell makes the bunny.
    You cannot give an incomplete bunny as a gift. It would be like giving someone a scrabble set with no 'E's in it.
     
  18. catmother

    catmother Star commenter

    It's spoiled goods now,you cannot possibly give this as a gift. Eating the evidence is the only solution.
     
  19. inq

    inq

    And you couldn't possibly leave one bunny lonely on his own could you? You'll need to eat both and go back and buy 2 more.
     
  20. Am I the only person who simply can't eat the Lindt Bunnies?! Its the only way to avoid chocolate. To me they look too cute to eat and I simply refuse (sadly there is ony still sat at home from many years ago, why my parents haven't thrown it out I really don't know!)
     

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