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killer cat v. wee scabby dug

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by cosmos, Feb 25, 2011.

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  1. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Heh heh heh...
  2. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    OH ma sides are hurtin'wiv laffing............
    Rosie-ya are lookin mighty 'cool..
  3. Ah've nae idea fit wye yoor laffin' a' me ginny....
    yoor mammy's made ye luik bliddy stupit an' a'


    Mind ye dinnae wee wile werin' yoor hat....ye'll probly lekricute yoorsel'

  4. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Nah... that's not stupit.....this is stupit...
    (Jusy trying to make her look festive-put her back in her cage and she rushed up and bit poor Ginnysis on the ear. Should I give her a skelp??)
  5. She bit ginnysis! Oan the eer? Dam richt gie her a skelp. A guid skelp!
    bad bad ginny.
  6. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Thiz iz ma mammy's new randim chikkin's.... therr's six o' them. Thaht's wan fur Killer, wan fur Beerpuss, wan fur Jaw Dee, wan fur the Hairy Mutt.... thi ither twa ur up fur grabs. Merry kristmiz

  7. Thunks scabs.....ah'll wate til they're a bittie bigger - they bones are murrder tae git oot yoor teeth!

  8. Lol! This is actually our new chicks... absolutely gorgeous! They're in the laundry.. and kitten has been jumping up trying to reach the door handle! [​IMG]
  9. Oi. Tell kittin nae tae eet them a'!
    Ma mammy ses weer haein' turkee fer wir dinner me an' the Hairy Mutt fer crissmiss. Ah seen it. It's the biggist chikkin ah ever seen!
    Ma mammy ses ah kin huv the jiblits if ah'm guid. fit's jiblits? Is they wurth bein' guid fer?
  10. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    jibblits is t' yukky bits - but yewshully they av 'em cukked.
    Ah liyk jibblits. Ah suspose A'll av t'shure em wi' Sodpot this yeer. But mi daddi bote a turki an a goowse so Ah suspose it'll be awreet.
    Sodpot's in trubbl agen. Shi weed ont' bed o' ower uther humin. Ee's NOT 'appy! Mi mummi ses its cus 'er litter tray needit cleenin. Ah dunt think shi'll be gettin treets t'day.
  11. Oh - yoor deid clever beerpuss -
    Ah dinnae eet the yukky bits - ah leeve them oan the carpit fer ma mammy tae tred in....is they better cookt?
    Ma mammy is in a bad mood wi' ma daddy. He com hame las' nicht late - efter she went tae bed, an' when she got up this mornin' she fownd he hud eeted a' her choklit truffils tha' she made fer crissmiss lunch, fower minss pies an' five eggs.
    She's jist waytin' fer him tae git oota bed an' then ah think there mite be murrdurr........
    Ma mammy ses send sodpot here....she kin wee oan ma daddy.
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    Nice thought though, scabby.
  13. oggiehurler

    oggiehurler New commenter

    woof - miaow
  14. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Ah am seeing double-we hav toooooooooo threads....
  15. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Me mam sez there is a crack in the space-time continuinuinum, and we've all been cloned. All ah knaa is that allofasudden clickin' on this thred gets me to post 1831, and not the last post posted. Soooo annoyin'.
    It could all that Spam on the forum has caused contaminashun.
  16. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    Sometimes the threads break and you have to start a new one. :(
  17. Well this hud better no brake!
    This is MA thred an' ah shall be haein' wurds wi' tess if it dus.
    There's somthin' gaun oan a' ma hoose.......ma mammy is deein' mutterin' an' keeps sayin' tatties. pigs in blankits sprowts oh Goad ah've fergottin the crakkers git awa fae the fokkin tree or ah'll kill ye if ye pee oan the carpit ah'll kill ye.......
    The puir woman is luikin' dementid - mair than ushual. Ah think its tae dee wi' crissmiss. It seems tae mak mammies go mad.
    Oh mammy.....yoor nar fergettin' tae cook ma jiblits are ye OWOWOW.....ca' the croolties!
  18. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Merry Kristmaz tae aw thi petz an' thi mammies xxx

  19. gargs

    gargs Star commenter

    Pssst, Scabby, Killer started a new thread seeing as this one's broke. I'm surprised she didn't tell you, what with you being her best pal 'n all....
  20. Shu'up ye trubbil makker!
    Scabby darlin' .....this thred is brokin so ah startit a new een. It's ca'ed ma new killer thred cos the auld een is brokin. Ok?
    See ye there........mary crissmiss.....xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx cos yoor ma bestist pal!
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