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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by cosmos, Feb 25, 2011.
Ah come hame tae see ma Hairy Mutt an' ah brocht him a moosie - jist tae luik a' ye ken - an' he pusht me an' ah drappit the moosie an' he ate it! The hale thing!
Nae yukky bits oan the carpit. No. Crunch crunch an' it wis a' goan. Ma mammy wis boakin' cos it wisnae deid an' he jist stukk in his mooth an' ate MA MOOSIE
(This, unlike most of keelo's stories, is all true. I still feel queasy)
It's nae funny geeraff!
It wis ma moosie tha' ah cached - in the porin' rain - jist tae show the Hairy Mutt an' the wee bogger eetid it. Ah'm nae carin' aboot ma mammy bein' qweezy....ah'm nae huppy.cos ah planned tae eet it masel'.
Dugs are sgustin.
He problee thought it was a lovely present that you hadn't had time to wrap yet.
I love Killer's Christmas card to Scabby and Woody...
Yuk! Heh heh heh
Ya havint sent me an Ginnysis a Chrissmasy card.
Eh skuse me mister bobble.....
Ah'm nae wantin' woody an' scabs tae kiss ma bum. Ah'm no tha' kinda cat!
Onywye ah'm haein' a wee problim....
beerpuss....jaw dee....kin ye pull me oot. Ah'm nae wantin' they dugs neer ma bum! Thunks.
We goat a randim chikkin'! It just appearit oot o' nowherr!
Oh. Are ye bein' rood aboot ma bestist pal misster bobble?
Naeb'dy alowd tae be rood sept me!
Did ye see fit yoor woodydug wis deein' wile yoor bakk wis turned?
bet ye drunk it did ye no?
Tha' is reely anoyin'!
He wis drinkin' yoor beer oota yoor glass! hahahahahahahahahahaha yukk!
So was I....
Tha' is sgustin' misster bobble. Yoor puir dug will get a' yoor jerms!
Ah huv problims o' ma ain........it's ma mammy
Furst ah got stukk in a tree an' got a skelp
then she stole ma tinsil
Noo.......she wants tae dress me up fer crissmiss
Ah tell ye, it's only the thocht o' turkee tha's keepin' me goin'........
The Hairy Mutt's nae huppy eether
Hang ona mo
who put t'lights out?
do ya like ma hat?