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killer cat v. wee scabby dug

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by cosmos, Feb 25, 2011.

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  1. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

  2. Heavens! I hope Jaw dee isn't deeply traumatised!
    Git aff ma thred! Ok. Fit's gaun oan? Jaw dee's kippy shop is aboot tae be berried? Oh deerie me.....fit a shame. Puir thing will huv tae eet nasty dry crunchy things like ah huv tae cos ma mammy is sae cheep she wullnae by desent f u d fer me.
    It's nae wunder ah oanly way a keelo......an' for hunnert grams - ah've hud a groth spurt!


     
  3. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Helloooo. Fear not, the landslip occurred well before we visited Whitby. We had a short chat with the chap from the kipper shop- he wasn't very happy. With a degree of understatement, the sign on the door informed us it was closed "...due to a problem behind the shop"!
    Me mam sez sorry fer hijackin' the thread.
    Heh heh heh snh snh snh. Just read post 8700. Total respect, Ginny hinny. Chortle chortle.
     
  4. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Way t'go!
    Heh heh!
     
  5. Hulloo pets
    here ah am in ostraylia wi' ma bestist pal scabby dug. Weer oan the beech.
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    ....ah'm nae too shure how ah got here mind. There wis a box an' paper an' string wich is neerly as guid as RIBBIN an' then it wis dark an' then it wis a bittie bumpy an' ah seem tae huv bin in the box fer a lang time but when ah got oot there wis ma pal!
    It's fine here. The sun is shiny an' ah'm nae needin' a fire cos it's hot an' scabbys mammy hus gien me chikkin an' a peena colada. Ah;m nae comin' hame an' ah dinnae wish ye wis here sept beerpuss an' ginnysis
    Oh scabbys mammy is callin' me fer ma tee.....it mite be dukklin.....yum yum!
    Ah'll be sendin' ye crissmiss pressies........wach fer the postie!
     
  6. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Brillyant tae see ye here Killer... gie's a hi five
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  7. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Ah'll teech ye tas surf

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  8. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Mind yer divvent fal off, Kilofatcat!
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    Oh dear. What a shame. (Snh snh yurkle yurkle)
     
  9. Dee ah luik like ah'm gonnae fa' aff?

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    Ah am a cool surfur cat noo.....oh aye.
    Ma an' scabs huv bin playin' wi' the dukklin' a' day
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    Eh scabby....how mony wis there afore we startit playin' wi' them?



     
  10. Um, ah think ah'm in trubbil.....
    We wis playin' berryin' eech ither in the sand an' ah cannae find scabs......
    Ah think it wis here........

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    Oh oh.
     
  11. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    heh heh heh
     
  12. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Me kittns gunna bi in trubbul.
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  13. Are ye wantin' ma mammy tae com an' gie sodpot a skelp? Ma mammys deid guid a' skelps!


     
  14. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Nah. Mi mummi's got it cuvvered! Sodpot's jus' jumped up an tekkn a byte out o' mi mummi's tee an' shi's not appi. Snrfl
    Ere's anuther pic o' Sodpot an the shiny thing.
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  15. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Ah wuz unny 'elpin.
     
  16. Is tha' the reel sodpot? She's cute but no as bonny as ye beerpuss!


    It's ok - panik aff

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    ah fownd him!
    Fit we gonnae dee the day scabby?
     
  17. Tha' is a brillyant idea scabs. We a' ken yoor mammy's nae guid a' cowntin'!
    Ok. we go oan a chikkin hunt....
    ah lov the wee chikkins..

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    ah cud probly put the hale thing in ma mooth an yoor mammy wid nivir notiss!
     
  18. This is deid weerd.....
    there's mair o' them than afore!

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    een, twa, leventy, twelve........
     
  19. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    an a partrige in a pear treeeeeeeeeee [​IMG]
     
  20. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Yeh t is!
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