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killer cat v. wee scabby dug

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by cosmos, Feb 25, 2011.

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  1. Oh. he ses he needs his shurts NOO cos he hus tae go bakk tae Lundin erly.
    goad - ye shud see ma mammy move!
     
  2. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Mi mummi is reet layzi. Shi'd sey t' yer daddi,
    "Ye kno wer th'iron is"
    ...
    An then tekk pitty on 'im an duw em fer 'im.
    Cuz 'ee's a man an therferr yewsless.
    Un less o' corse she put em in't tummbl dryer
    Shi ses tha's whut that littl iron icon thinggy is fer... ironnin
     
  3. A' dun!
    Ma mammy ses she disnae reely mind deein' the irinin' cos she dis sodd a' durin' the wik when ma daddy is in Lundin. Oh ah tell ye, the things ah cud tell him.......
    But ah willnae cos ma mammy feeds me an' gies me fish cakes wi' prawns an' sammin........
     
  4. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    me an Ginnysis hav bin at t'whisskiss....
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  5. Ah hope it wisnae ma mammy's wisskiss.......ye'd end up oan tost! No ginnysis cos ah ken fine she jist dis as she's told fae feer o' bein' bullied!
    Ah jist luikt oot the windie an' there's a new moon......tha' meens ye get a wish

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    ah wish ah may, ah wish ah mite
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    huv a ginny fer ma tee tonite!
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
    noo, ah'm feelin' festiv an' a'.
     
  6. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Eh..... ah'm huvvin' sekkund thochts aboot thiz....

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  7. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Ah'm wishin' ah get chikkin' fur ma dinner... an' thaht ma mammy stoaps gie'in' meh skelps fur eetin' thi kittn's f u d, stoaps sayin' ah'm oan a Dye Ett, .... an' she stoaps bein' depressit, an' tak's meh tae thi B E E C H

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  8. Oi! Scabby's mammy! Tak scabby tae the beech NOO! Yoor a lazy mammy!
    Ah hope tha' wurks fer ye darlin'......ah hope ah dinnae git a skelp.......

    The V E T sed ma Hairy Mutt's hairt's nae wurkin' sae guid so ma mammy sed tha' meens ah cannae jump oot an' gie him a fricht ony mair. Ah love ma Hairy Mutt so last nicht ah gied his eer a guid wash. Tha' wis vairy nise o' me cos it didnae taste guid!

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    Hud still ye stupit dug.....ah think there mite a bittie chikkin stukk in there.
     
  9. Huuuuuulllllllloooooooooooooooo
    Fa' is a'b'dy? Ah'm a' oan ma ain an' ah'm bord. Fit wyw dis naeb'dy want tae play wi' me/
    *sniff*
     
  10. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    ah am here
    ya can wash me too if ya like. Ginny sis weeed in my part of the hutch an ah need a shower.
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  11. Eh no. Ah'm nae washin' a weey ginny! Yukk.
    A'b'dy kens ye weed oan yoorsel' onywye....ye wis probly drinkin' agin.

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    Aye, tha's fit ah thocht. Yoor a lush.
     
  12. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Ah'm sorry ah've nae been playin'... ma Unkel John an' ma Anty Moyra ur here.
    Ah growlit at ma unkel John.. but he's awricth. Ah luv ma Anty Moyra.
    Ah hope thi Hairy Mutt is awricht, an' ah'm sendin' him a big bozie xxx
     
  13. Oh there y'are...ah wis fair wurrit aboot ye....ah thocht ye'd bin bad an' wis banisht agin.
    Ah want a Anty - fit wye dee ah no huv a Anty? Or a Unkil?
    Ah huv ma mammys bairns an' they're ok but ah'm wantin' a Anty. Ah'm obveesly a depraved cat. ( see, ah mindid tha' new wurd the Hairy Mutt teechit me)
    The HM is ok. The V E T sed he hus hairt faylure but he hus peels. Ma mammy disnae stikk them doon his throte - he thinks they is sweeties an' he eets them. Tha' jist shows tha' dugs is greedy an' stupit.

     
  14. There's somthin' funny gaun oan a' ma hoose. It's full o' boxsis an' paper an' peepil is aye tellin' me tae git aff the tabil cos' they is tryin' tae rap they boxsis in paper.
    Ah thocht oh this is a guid game an' hidid unner the paper but ah goat a skelp an' then oot came the RIBBIN an' ah thocht oh hullooooo this is the bestist game but ah goat a skelp.
    Fit wye wid they huv RIBBIN if it's no fer me tae chase?
    Fit's gaun oan?


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    Ha! Ah steeled som........oh ah lov ribbin......OW
     
  15. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    This
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    equals
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    an this
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    an this
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    bye bye Kilofatcat!
    heh heh heh
     
  16. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    ah hav just posted a clever and witty reply to ya post an ah hav bin moderated. MODERATED!!! ME!!! HUMPH
    ah turn ma bak on t'moderators.
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  17. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Hiya Ginny pet. Ah'll turn me back an' all, in solidharrity with yer.

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    Me mam is back from her holidays, ahm back from me Anty Val (ah luuurve me Anty Val) and there's sadness in me dinner bowl. Fortunes Kippershop was closed because the cliff above was crumbling, so me mam has brought back inferior kipperfishies. Huh.
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    Ah really had ter force them doon..... starvin'.......
     
  18. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    allo Rosie-ah hav mist ya!
    a Chrissymas kiss for ya
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    an ah nicked this off ma mam's plate for ya
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    ma mam wants t'know how bad the land slip is. She sez she read about it in t'newspaper.
     
  19. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    ma post haz appeared. Ah bet the moderators weren;t expecting that!
    heh heh heh
     
  20. Land slip? Where was this Rosie? Are you all ok?
     
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