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killer cat v. wee scabby dug

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by cosmos, Feb 25, 2011.

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  1. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Snh snh snh
    Wrap up warm Ginnie hinny. Yer knaa yer tummy is close to the ground!!
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    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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    Wowza, respect!
     
  2. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Ma mam is all excited and we hav one of these in our lounge.
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    ma ma sez if ah wee on her agin she will stick me on the top of the tree.
     
  3. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

     
  4. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Ginnysis is sleeping
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    anyone got one of these.....?
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    heh heh heh
     
  5. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Eeeeeeeeee wor Ginnie, yer a wicked ginnypig!! snh snh snh.
    Me mam is gannin to Whitby fer a few days, and ahm stayin' with me luvly anty Val. (Mmmmm, kipperfishies....) Enjoy yer warfare with Ginnysis, and ah'll be back soon xx
     
  6. Oi! When did this thred turn intae the ginny an' jaw dee show? Eh?
    Ah've jist huv' a few days peese an' qwiit efter a' the visiters an' ye try an' staje a tako'er coo? Nae chunce.
    Fa's ma scabby dug? Oi scabs wak up........yoor needid!
    Ginnysis ses she;s gonnae come an' live wi' me an' the Hairy Mutt cos yoor nae nise tae her.
    Oh mammy, nooooooooooooo

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    dee ah huv tae gie her ma last carrit? Ok. Ah'll mak sakrifisis cos ah like ginnysis an' she hus a rottin time wi' ginny. Puir wee rodint.
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    Ah'll gie her a bosie an' she kin sleep in ma log baskit.


     
  7. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Sumbudy sayin' sumfin"? Iz it importunt? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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  8. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Wee stretch an' a wee yawn...

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  9. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    ma mammy's no' bein' lettin me use thi kompewter, coz she's <strike>depressit </strike> a grumpu auld *** thi noo.
     
  10. Fit's a dee wi' yoor mammy? She hus tae let ye oan the compooter cos the ithers is tryin' tae tak over!
    Come oan scabs....this is portint.....nae sleepin' noo! We need tae plot an' plan a strateejic somthin' or ither.
    Ah ken ah'm a wunder cat but ah cannae dee it a' oan ma ain! WAK UP!!!!!!
    It's the dukklin' it it no? The dukklin' hus made yoor mammy grumpy. Time tae eet the wee b ugger if ye ask me.
     
  11. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    The dukklin???? OH, aye... thi 'wee kute' dukklin? Thiz wiz meh an' the dukklin' a cuppla week's ago... but naebudy tellt meh.... (an' thiz iz REALLY meh, an' ma mammy's legs....)

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  12. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Itz gettin' bigger..... an' bigger... an bigger... an' ma daddy still letz it watch thi TV at nicht, tho' it huz tae be wrappit in a towel, uz it hiz thi explisiv Dire Rear[​IMG]

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  13. It's affae wee is it no? Nae reddy fer eetin' yet.....
    Ma mammy gied me a fishcake wi' prawns an' sammin in it - oh it wis affae fine! Mebbe we cud mak a dukk cake - fit dee ye think?
    Did ye heer tha' jaw dee? Ah hud a fish cake wi' prawns an' sammin - didnae huv kippyfish wi' nasty boanes. Ha!

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    Oh luik fit ma mammy did..........no tha' kinda dukk cake ye stupit woman OW
     
  14. The dukk hus a dire rear? Well ah'm no eetin' it then. Ah ken fit happins when the Hairy Mutt gits a dire reer an' it's nae nise!
    Ah feel sikk.
     
  15. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Thah'z gied meh an idee... mebbe ye cud send thaht duck cak o'er here, an' we'll stick it in thi duck cage, an' ma mammy wullnae notiss... an' we kin eet thi REEL dukklin?
    She wudnae notiss...
     
  16. WeeScabbyDug

    WeeScabbyDug Senior commenter

    Weel...... wur gonna get baby CHIKKIN"s soon. Ah'll let ye ken when x
     
  17. Aye ok.....dukk cake oan the way. Yoor richt, she'd nae notiss. Mammies isnae tha' bricht hahahahahahahahahahaha
    Standin' by fae dukk friccasee........

     
  18. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter



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    Noooo, fly away little birdie, fly away! Use your fluffy stumps to fly.......er......


     
  19. If it hus fluffy stumps it cannae fly ye daft lang nekked sma' braned thing!
    Me an' scabs is gonnae huv it. In a frikkisee or in a cake or oan tost or on a keebab.
    Hus she notisst yet scabby?
     
  20. Sorry scabby darlin' - huv tae go.
    Ma daddy is showtin' a' ma mammy aboot irinin' shurts........
    Ah'm aff!
     
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