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Jokes to pass on...

Discussion in 'Personal' started by mfl-hopeful, Apr 17, 2011.

  1. I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house.

    After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.

    She looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs."

    I said, "Okay, you grab one end and I'll grab the other."

    .........................
    paddy is at murphy's house having a bath, paddy shouts to murphy have you got any shampoo. murphy shouts back its on the side of the bath. paddy shouts back, i can't use that. why not says murphy. paddy says its for dry hair and i have just wet mine.

    ...........................

    Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month!! Time to change supplier I think. :)

    ..........................

    Retired Husband and wife goes to Theatre, wife says to husband I think I've done quiet fart what shall I do.
    He says change your hearing aid battery

    ........................

    Apologies if you've already heard/read them.
     
  2. I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house.

    After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.

    She looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs."

    I said, "Okay, you grab one end and I'll grab the other."

    .........................
    paddy is at murphy's house having a bath, paddy shouts to murphy have you got any shampoo. murphy shouts back its on the side of the bath. paddy shouts back, i can't use that. why not says murphy. paddy says its for dry hair and i have just wet mine.

    ...........................

    Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month!! Time to change supplier I think. :)

    ..........................

    Retired Husband and wife goes to Theatre, wife says to husband I think I've done quiet fart what shall I do.
    He says change your hearing aid battery

    ........................

    Apologies if you've already heard/read them.
     
  3. laffal0t

    laffal0t New commenter

    *groans........then grins*

    :eek:)
     

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