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Joke of the day?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by jubilee, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. jubilee

    jubilee Star commenter

    Patient: I think I'm going deaf.
    Doctor: What are the symptoms?
    Patient: A cartoon family from America.
     
  2. emmadrg

    emmadrg New commenter

    Ha ha ha!
    Here was me expecting a picture of Michael Gove [​IMG]
     
  3. Like this, very funny!
     
  4. loodle1

    loodle1 Occasional commenter

  5. helpline2

    helpline2 New commenter

    Rene Descartes is in a bisexual brothel in Paris.

    "Do you fancy anal sex, Rene?"

    "I think not!"

    "Where's Rene gone? He's vanished!"



    http://jokemuseum.blogspot.co.uk/
     
  6. Dangerous Bauble

    Dangerous Bauble Occasional commenter

    Not a joke as such but a very funny, true , news report on Midlands Today yesterday morning. The presenter was reporting on a lorry crash somewhere in the Midlands . The lorry had shed its load of fabric conditioner but luckily the driver was unhurt. She then finished the piece with " That must have been a comfort to his family."
     
  7. ^

    (Think it's off of the front page now)
     

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