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Discussion in 'Personal' started by magic surf bus, Jun 23, 2011.
You're sampling a cooking ingredient.
It's in a green packet.
Any other offers calorie counters?
If you eat it standing up
If it's from somebody elses plate!
If the biscuits are broken then they have no calories.
...you eat it on a Thursday!! (Hence the big bag of Butterkist I've just munched my way through!!) LOL
If you didn't buy it!
You're on your period and it's either eat cake or bite your husband's head off.
When you cut a cake, all the calories fall out.
Not fattening if ... what you eat at same sitting is the same colour. So vanilla ice cream, white chocolate etc is fine. Chocolate flavoured and coloured anything is positively beneficial. Avoid green.
. . someone else opened the packet.
. . you utter the magic words "Och on you go, just a sliver though."
. . . it's late at night and no one saw you standing in the kitchen and furtively stuff the last of the crisps into your guilty gob
. . . you don't read the packaging to see how many calories it contains
. . . . if you feel cold and miserable and need cheering up
You drink a diet coke with it.
It's digested through a sexual act.
Don't tell my husband that. It's my favourite excuse!
if it melts in your mouth
If it contains any sort of fruit in it.....chocolate orange, eccles cakes etc...
The ingredients can be traced to a fruit or vegetable, chocolate-fruit, Wine-fruit, cheese-grass, beef-grass, wheat-vegetable, beer-fruit, So this means that a great number of foods are OK.
Cake, eggs-vegetable, butter-grass, flour-fruit, sugar-cane, chocolate-fruit.
If the packet falls off the shelf / out of the cupboard.
If eating it is vital to make room in the fridge or freezer.
If it's provided at a training course
I've been known to get there early for breakfast snacks, then 3 course for lunch (ate 2 desserts at last one) brownies in the afternoon and a bit sneaked out in a folded napkin to take home
Well, it'd only go to waste otherwise
Anything you eat in the hours following weighing in at your slimming club has no calories. Calories don't count until you wake up the following morning.
Thats me - now - hooray!!
It doesn't have any calories if ..............
.............you have finished eating it before you've got your head out of the fridge!