OK I know the schools are going back but do gigantic arachnids know this? This week has seen the unfortunate-for-them arrival of three 3" monsters. I thought huge spiders came out looking for reproductive sex when they noticed a cooling of the weather i.e. Sept/Oct, not during a freak heatwave four months earlier. And why haven't I got any gin? MrA has spent 30 mins dismantling the spare room bed to catch the *ucking hideous beast clinging to the divan base alive even though I had Death Spray at hand, and now he's narked off with ME for the waste of his errr lockdown time. AAAARGH!