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Discussion in 'Personal' started by knitone, Dec 22, 2015.
or is it just me?
Any good ideas for gifts, cracker jokes, pithy sayings, etc.?
Looks like it's just you I'm afraid.
Why doesn't Father Christmas have any children of his own?
Because he only comes once a year (and even then, it's down the chimney)!
I made on earlier.
Hang on - my eighty-two year-old mother will be among the guests!
I did try my 'demo' cracker with my mother and my husband. As well as a joke (Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world? A. A broken drum as it cannot be beaten), I also wanted to include a 'who said that?' Christmas quote. The one I had chosen for the trial run cracker was:
'One can never have enough socks.'
My mother read it as 'One can never have enough sex . . .'
My joke is fine then.
I'm doing it in reverse
I'm going crackers making Christmas
Nope. I have crackers left over from last year in the Christmas Cupboard. That gives me a warm glow.