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Insults... Things you call people that you disagree with...

Discussion in 'Personal' started by needabreak, May 27, 2019.

  1. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

  2. sodalime

    sodalime Lead commenter

    That paints an interesting picture :D
     
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  3. sodalime

    sodalime Lead commenter

    Anyway, the thread title is lacking a qualifier: to their face.
     
  4. needabreak

    needabreak Star commenter

    Oh dear, not inviting them over for tea then? :D:D:D:D

    Ps what's a brown bum? Have you seen their bums?
     
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  5. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    :) Never in a million years!

    I want to enjoy my (small but precious portion) of time spent with my grandchildren.

    I'm just jealous because they get all that 'happy family time' and I don't.

    Pathetic really!

    It'd be fab to say all that to them though - when the children are asleep...

    Brown bum, skid mark pants poo breath to you, (and more unprintables)
     
  6. needabreak

    needabreak Star commenter

    Oh lol, so they aren't really fat and stinky they just annoy you. :oops:
     
  7. lexus300

    lexus300 Star commenter

    More tea Vicar?
     
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  8. CraigCarterSmith

    CraigCarterSmith Established commenter

    :D
     
  9. Oscillatingass

    Oscillatingass Star commenter

    I once overheard one of our neighbour's young teenage sons call out, "Mum, he's just called me p e n I s breath." I presume he was having a row with his brother. I found it quite amusing at the time. I didn't hear mum's reaction.
     
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  10. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    Adjective + swear word + noun.

    The more random the adjective and noun the better.
     
  11. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    I also like the format where you describe someone as the human equivalent of something unpleasant. Eg. He’s the human equivalent of peeling your bare legs off a plastic chair.
     
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  12. Oscillatingass

    Oscillatingass Star commenter

    Best ventilate the room.;) Blame it on the dog.
     
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  13. lexus300

    lexus300 Star commenter

    You (whoever you are) are the skid mark on the underpants of life.
     
  14. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Blow it out yer ****.
     
  15. lexus300

    lexus300 Star commenter

    Tut tut, are you steering this around to global warming?:eek:
     
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  16. Oscillatingass

    Oscillatingass Star commenter

    My psychiatrist told me to write letters to the people I dislike and then burn them. So that's what I did and I must say I feel an awful lot better. The only thing is, I'm not sure what to do with the letters. (courtesy of facebook)
     
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  17. needabreak

    needabreak Star commenter

    Ooh er...:eek::D:oops:
     

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