I went to an American football match at Wembley. Never been to Wembley and never seen a live American football match. What a strange affair. All sorts of pyrotechnics and guys running around in helmets and pads that make them look like fetuses or something. There are about 60 in a team and they all take turns for a few seconds. Then they go and sit on the bench breathing oxygen. Meanwhile the Cheer leaders dance about non stop for the whole two or three hours (the game clock keeps stopping for TV adverts and to allow the players to talk in a huddle). The Cheerleaders are really the athletes here! I bought a hotdog and a cup of tea for £10. Yes that is right --£10! The game was rather dire. The Miami Dolphins were playing the New Orleans Saints. Both teams were clearly jet lagged from the flight over, but the Saints less so, and they won. I enjoyed the day out all the same.