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Discussion in 'Personal' started by grandelf, Jun 4, 2011.
It would make life so much easier if I had a rolling pin.
You need a meat tenderiser. It has special ridges and nobbles on it to increase the likelihood of a satisfactory outcome. Please avoid rolling pins, you could do yourself a mischief!
Use a wine bottle wrapped in cling film.
Better than the time you spanked the monkey at London Zoo......he was quite upset.
Buy a better cut of meat.
OMG. Are you implying that Grandelf's diameter is smaller than a wine bottle's neck? And where does the cling film come in to the act? Maybe best not to ask!
Thinning out chicken breast for satay chicken skewers.
helps keep the meat clean in case of spillages.
It must be the toughest chicken breast ever. Chicken breast tissue is generally so lacking in connective tissue that you can pull it apart with your fingers. I assumed you were whacking some tough old steak you big wuss!
Same here. As for 'keeping the meat clean', is clingfilm cheaper than the weekend offerings at the barbershop or, dare I say it? Kleenex?
Same here. And as for 'keeping your meat clean', is clingfilm cheaper/better than the weekend barber shop offerings or, dare I say it? good old Kleenex.
Why did that come out twice?
There is an excellent band called Spank the Monkey.
could you not pay an accommodating person to do it for you?
Is there a market then for surrogate or possibly vicarious wanking?
I believe that in most towns and perhaps even villages there is an industry only too willing to relieve you of your money and anything else you desire. Here in salubrious Swindon it is centred in Manchester Road (goodness knows why, we are a v. long way from Manchester)
We have a Pudd Lane . My friend's sister pulled her boyfriend at a party there.