1. I have the iLens v2.0 and disposed of my iPad, they're so twenty-teens! 2. I have won Ha$htag Tw££t once, £1000 for #bare-fridge-innit-so-its-corned-beef-mash-ting 3. Woot syn da Jing Ting - I came third worldwide in the Beijing Summer 2020 PS6 Call Of Duty Islamic State edition. 4. I have volunteered for the v0.1 Neursync clinical trials and have learnt Shakespeare's plays on neural download, although the process did give me headaches and caused me to faint when they tried a gigabit download speed. 5. I loved the 25.1.C record November temperature on 'Barbecure Bonfire's' and am confident that this November will beat the 11.4.C mildest November CET record set in 2015.