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If you were a psychiatrist, who would you pay good money for to be on your couch?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Duke of York, Nov 12, 2018.

  1. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    Bearing in mind, you could spend your money down the pub, taking your partner out for a meal or investing your money in lottery tickets, gold, or pension plans.

    If you were a psychiatrist, whose brain would you most like to comprehend?
     
  2. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    A cat's. I'm not that bothered about what makes people tick, but cats fascinate me. :)
     
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  3. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Errr. Isn't the point that they'd be paying me?
     
    colpee likes this.
  4. artboyusa

    artboyusa Star commenter

    Psychiatry is pseudoscience. If you want answers you may as well ask an astrologer. It's cheaper.
     
  5. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

  6. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Feel free to analyse me for nothing!
     
  7. hhhh

    hhhh Star commenter

    So you think that people with PND/PTSD should read their star signs instead?
     
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  8. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Oh yeh. At my lowest ebb, understanding that Mercury was retrograde and Jupiter was in hard something to Pisces was a godsend.
     
  9. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Sent from the god of s. Hit.
     
  10. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Jupiter and two boy twins? I bet Ganymede was furious.
     
  11. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    They can pay me.

    But, in that case, I do have a weakness for serial killers. Not quite sure why.

    I always say it's because I'm frightfully lazy and I simply don't understand the point of it. How can it possibly be worth it? What's the point? For such fleeting pleasure. And such risk of punishment.

    Scrap that. I think they would bore me after 5 minutes.

    To whom could I listen for 50 minutes without nodding off? Noel Fitzpatrick. Yes. Him.
     
    caress likes this.
  12. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    Up you get, DoY.
    Now, tell me about your childhood...
     
  13. Photo51

    Photo51 Established commenter

    Serial killing is literally the same as gym membership without the monthly direct debit.
     
    caress and kibosh like this.
  14. armandine2

    armandine2 Established commenter

    Good money or not there are usually training costs borne before practice - they might be seen as a good investment if you had some of Stormy Daniels's et al on the couch (or is that just me :eek:)
     
  15. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

    I'd go for Brian Cox, but I wouldn't waste time asking him questions.... well, not until afterwards, perhaps... :D
     
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  16. artboyusa

    artboyusa Star commenter

    Don't really get jokes much, do you?
     
  17. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Psychiatrists play a very important role in the current climate of so many mental health issues.
     
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  18. Photo51

    Photo51 Established commenter

    They are good at inventing them.
     
  19. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    So you think mental health problems are invented, are not real and don't exist? You obviously have no understanding or experience of mental health issues.
     
    monicabilongame likes this.
  20. Photo51

    Photo51 Established commenter

    No, Cathy, I think psychiatrists are over keen to medicalise human experience supported by the pharmaceutical industry.
     
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