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If I should ever.............. please kill me.

Discussion in 'Personal' started by magic surf bus, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    ..if I should ever start txtng and not texting.
  2. Phoenixchild

    Phoenixchild Occasional commenter

    If I should ever start accepting small mindedness or bigotry as being ok because "it's just the way they are...!"

    If I ever stop appreciating my friends. If I ever completely lose my sense of humour. If I should ever start preferring my kindle to real books.
  3. ...if I should ever write I text - not I texted.

  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Honey's bad enough but hun.................................please kill me..........................
  5. Refer to Mr Gove by any other name than 'that total c***'.
    Vote Conservative or in any way, shape or form think that they are anything other than pure evil.
    Think that anyone other than me is interested in my birth stories.
    Wear jaunty-coloured tights with a knee-length skirt to show, y'know, how young and hip I am.
    Start reading 'Kate and Wills: A Love Story' or Jordan's 'auto'biography unless I am trapped in a room for 3 months with nothing else to do.
    Use cutesy words such as 'wuv', 'ickle', 'diddee' or 'pookey'. [​IMG] In any context. Ever.

  6. I can understand that.....but please remember Nu-Labour MPS are pretty much the same...All in it for themselves...and divorced from the reality of life as it's lived for many people. Give 'em first class rail travel, an Armani suit and the best seat in restaurants - they get used to these privileges - and all their socialist principles go out of the window. Most send their kids to the best schools...Well-heeled hypocrites the lot of 'em.
    Shoot me if I ever vote for either party. (I am looking for alternatives...or pressing for the 'none of the above option' on ballot forms. Sorry for political rant..)
    Also shoot me if I ever think the 'celeb-driven' quizzes, game shows, competitions, reality-drama dross on most TV channels qualifies as entertainment and start watching it. (QI and HIGNFY are the only exceptions.)
    Top me too if I ever think a visit to Starbucks and other such over-priced coffee shops is a good idea.

  7. George Orwell woz right
    i have written that on my ballot paper on a number of occasion - yeah, i know it's technically illegal...
    shoot me if i buy an olympic ticket
  8. sparkleghirl

    sparkleghirl Star commenter

    agree with my boss about anything remotely connected to education
  9. redx11

    redx11 New commenter

    Ever let my hair turn grey

    Return to size 16

    Call anyone Hun, chick, babe

    Lose my sense of humour

    Brown nose yuk
  10. Ooooh - that sounds lovely.

  11. joli2

    joli2 New commenter

    I agree and have done so, but with a knee-length knitted dress. Is that the same? Or should I shoot me now. Oops, I also had grey hair at the time.

  12. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    I f I ever wear a bow in my grey hair when it goes grey

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