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If I should ever.............. please kill me.

Discussion in 'Personal' started by magic surf bus, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    ....ask for a trouser press as a present

    ....vote Conservative

    ....say "That was a good Powerpoint"

    Any other offers?
  2. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    ....ask for a trouser press as a present

    ....vote Conservative

    ....say "That was a good Powerpoint"

    Any other offers?
  3. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    ...grow a moustache
    ...fart in front of my class
    ...start fancying the HT
  4. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    ...buy another beige coloured bra
  5. SleighBelle

    SleighBelle Occasional commenter

    ...buy a <strike>nother</strike> beige coloured bra
  6. TheoGriff

    TheoGriff Star commenter

    ...buy a <strike>nother</strike> <strike>beige coloured</strike> bra
    Best wishes
    TheoGriff. Member of the TES Careers Advice Service.
    I do Application and Interview one-to-ones, and also contribute to the Job Application Seminars. We look at application letters, executive summaries and interviews, with practical exercises that people really appreciate.
    I shall be doing the Win That Teaching Job seminar on Saturday February 25th
  7. SleighBelle

    SleighBelle Occasional commenter

    Moobs need support too, Theo... [​IMG]
  8. sleepyhead

    sleepyhead New commenter

    ...stop thinking the AHT is an enormous boil on the **** of humanity
    ...mark in green for the sake of their precious minds rather than because it was the nearest pen

  9. Read Jordan's autobiography!
    Give into the urge to wear leggings (I am plumptious and over fifty)

  10. Go above a size 16
  11. Crikey-shoot me now!
  12. Honey Loop

    Honey Loop New commenter

    ...buy any type of exercise equipment, including trainers...
    ...watch any type of quiz/sports/'talent'/reality programme and say, 'That was good' or 'I enjoyed that'...
  13. kittylion

    kittylion Senior commenter

    Shoot me too!

    Also if I come out of a meeting and say "That was useful!"

    Or if I say "What the ... I think I'll just stop colouring my grey hair"

    Or if I volunteer for extra unpaid responsibility "for the experience to advance my career" - too late now!!
  14. Just me personally. Didn't mean to offend anyone but I have been ballooning since about 18 years old. I don't want to get any bigger but have seen many beautiful women who are bigger than that so wouldn't consider it a failure on anyone else's part - only mine.
  15. Again, apologies didn't mean to offend.
  16. Oh gosh- no offence was taken. I was laughing as I wrote it! [​IMG]
  17. Oh good. Thanks for saying as much. Hate to think I'd offended anyone :)
  18. Captain Obvious

    Captain Obvious New commenter

    ...take this job seriously...
  19. emilystrange

    emilystrange Star commenter

    play golf
    wear pink
  20. line dance
    call the less academically able children in my class 'the no-hopers' (I just read that expression on another forum thread - made me shiver)


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