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I took my fat hamster to the swimming pool

Discussion in 'Personal' started by TabathaWainwright, Jan 18, 2011.

  1. But they wouldn't let us in.

    No heavy petting.
     
  2. I think my favourite Milton Jones joke has got to be...




    I was walking along the other day and I saw a dead baby ghost on the pavement......................now I think about it must have been a handkerchief
     
  3. I was walking down the street yesterday and I found a clown's eye.....that was a big plus.
     
  4. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    Devotees of Tim Vine perhaps?
     
  5. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    I saw a hippy walking down the street the other day with one shoe on.
    I asked him 'Have you lost a shoe?'.
    He said 'No man, I found one'.
     
  6. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    I was walking along the other day and I saw Salvador Dali coming out of a Macdonalds. That was surreal.
     
  7. I don't get this one [​IMG]
     
  8. Oh doh! Thanks Annie!
     
  9. I had to think about it........!
     
  10. The school had a big problem with drugs… especially Class A
     
  11. Britain faces crisis

    Does this mean we are running out of faces?
     
  12. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Milton Jones last week on radio...

    'Pritt is not the best lipsalve I've ever used


    but I couldn't complain..'
    [​IMG]
     
  13. “If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel,
    then onto a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They train
    for that.”
     
  14. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    I laughed aloud at that - with tonsilitis, I sound strangely chicken-like according to daughter.
    Actually it hurts like mad to laugh like that, but can't help it.
    Brilliant!
     
  15. You have tonsilitis ?...I'm sorry but I had to have a little gargle at that.
     
  16. clear_air

    clear_air New commenter

    Are you sure it's not you in the spotlight?
     
  17. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
    Emo Philips
     
  18. bfudge69

    bfudge69 New commenter

    I've only got thirteen followers on Twitter. I'm not bothered though.
    Jesus only had twelve and he did alright.
     
  19. Keep them coming, this is my kind of humour!
     

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