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I just dropped a chocolate biscuit crumb down my clevage....

Discussion in 'Personal' started by DaisysLot, Nov 26, 2007.

  1. That woman must have stunk to high heaven.
     
  2. I think that may be why they were giving her a bath. :)
     
  3. That must have been some task ... poor nurses that had to do it.
     
  4. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    *That* penny story is grim..... dear oh dear.....
     
  5. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    I think the old website is down there somewhere.... anyone want to have a look and hook it out?


    (I still cant see what the hell i am typing!!!!)
     
  6. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Gosh. No room for buggar all down the cleavage these days.

    10 weeks up the duff and spilling out of newly bought bras already..... You couldn't squeeze a dog hair down there.
     
  7. Permission to try ,sir.
     
  8. Back in yer box Bauble!
     
  9. Congratulations DaisyL. Say goodbye to your feet for a while.
     
  10. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    id offer but in chasing altro's cleavage! lol
     
  11. But Miss I haven't tried to get a dog hair down Daisy's t'ts for ages.
     
  12. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    do dyou do that by wearing a dog hair shirt?
     
  13. Are you Sting in disguise?
     
  14. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    who is sting......i thought it was whot a bee or wasp did..sting?
     
  15. Come on Oldy you're not THAT old ..I mean the Police were top of the pops when you were only 60 ish ;¬))
     
  16. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    For an old guy... olds has been on here for years now.....

    He must have found the elixir of youth or something....


    PS how do i get gaps between my sentences?
     
  17. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    erm not so much of the old guy.....im young well ish.......been here for years....well il soon be clased as a founding father..my elixier is just in wonderful, handsome, lovabale and adored by my ladies ( note plural..be jealous if you want .i dont care lol)
    other than that......dont even remember sting....but id happily help you get biscuit crumbs out..im such a helpful guy!
     
  18. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    I emptied the contents of a large bean bag out into my bath today in order to wash the cover....

    I think some bean bag beans went missing....
     
  19. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Just to update you all on cleavage contents..... Nothing can get down there at present. Jugs have massively increased to size during pregnancy and hence no room for any storage. Items dropped tend to roll down onto bump before being flicked onto floor.
     
  20. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Found one down there.... old but good.
     

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