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I just dropped a chocolate biscuit crumb down my clevage....

Discussion in 'Personal' started by DaisysLot, Nov 26, 2007.

  1. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    My other half spends a lot of time rubbing vanish into chest splodges
     
  2. what you and your oh get up to behind closed doors is your business and your business alone, Daisy ;oP
     
  3. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    I am not wonderfully domesticated....

    He does the washing and cooking... but I did hire a cleaner so he wouldn't be too over loaded :)
     
  4. You are so good to him!

    I think I have the answer to the spillage problem; only ever buy tops with flowery patterns. The more colourful the better, to desguise ANY food stains, from spag bol to spinach.
     
  5. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Necklaces.... big ones that hang mid boob
     
  6. Excellent idea. Not only hides stains but may catch any falling debris too!
     
  7. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    I spotted someone today with a tea dribble right down theirwhite T Shirt....

    I didn't know whether to tell them or applaud :p
     
  8. We are not alone. Good.
     
  9. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Hard boiled egg anyone?
     
  10. I had yogurt down mine tonight!
     
  11. I have no problems of that nature, since I have no cleavage, anything dropping down my front clothing hits the floor within a matter of milliseconds
     
  12. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    I am really hungry and have no food....

    I shall delve about and see what I have stored.....
     
  13. It will be dregs of Champagne and caviar no doubt! Go for it!
     
  14. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Hummm

    2 chocolate raisins.....a tub of Baileys ice cream.... half a cracker with some remnants of cheese welded to it.... a petite pois.... a used tissue.... and a vitamin C tablet I meant to have taken the other night but lost....
     
  15. Well I would say there was a 5 course meal there .. go for it! Save you cooking!
     
  16. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Ok... so todays incident has involved stuffing a small child down there... Not for any 'dodgy' reason... but just to muffle them and shut said child up....

     
  17. Starving over here. Wish I had a cleavage to store food in!
     
  18. This is such an icky thread.
     
  19. Or maybe not. What exactly is a clevage??
     
  20. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Nothing down my clevage to report of late....
     

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