I just dropped a chocolate biscuit crumb down my clevage....

My other half spends a lot of time rubbing vanish into chest splodges

 

what you and your oh get up to behind closed doors is your business and your business alone, Daisy ;oP

 

I am not wonderfully domesticated....

He does the washing and cooking... but I did hire a cleaner so he wouldn't be too over loaded

 

You are so good to him!

I think I have the answer to the spillage problem; only ever buy tops with flowery patterns. The more colourful the better, to desguise ANY food stains, from spag bol to spinach.

 

Necklaces.... big ones that hang mid boob

 

Excellent idea. Not only hides stains but may catch any falling debris too!

 

I spotted someone today with a tea dribble right down theirwhite T Shirt....

I didn't know whether to tell them or applaud

 

We are not alone. Good.

 

Hard boiled egg anyone?

 

I had yogurt down mine tonight!

 

I have no problems of that nature, since I have no cleavage, anything dropping down my front clothing hits the floor within a matter of milliseconds

 

I am really hungry and have no food....

I shall delve about and see what I have stored.....

 

It will be dregs of Champagne and caviar no doubt! Go for it!

 

Hummm

2 chocolate raisins.....a tub of Baileys ice cream.... half a cracker with some remnants of cheese welded to it.... a petite pois.... a used tissue.... and a vitamin C tablet I meant to have taken the other night but lost....

 

Well I would say there was a 5 course meal there .. go for it! Save you cooking!

 

Ok... so todays incident has involved stuffing a small child down there... Not for any 'dodgy' reason... but just to muffle them and shut said child up....

 

Starving over here. Wish I had a cleavage to store food in!

 

This is such an icky thread.

 

Or maybe not. What exactly is a clevage??

 

Nothing down my clevage to report of late....