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I just dropped a chocolate biscuit crumb down my clevage....

Discussion in 'Personal' started by DaisysLot, Nov 26, 2007.

  1. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    When it get's to 100, I will stop....
     
  2. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Half a pringle and some flakes of chocolate melted anyone?
     
  3. lilachardy

    lilachardy Star commenter

    I once found a finger of toast down there, courtesy of a little girl I'd been holding!
     
  4. I haven't even got big t*ts but I found a pencil down there one night.
     
  5. Did you forget it down there after you did the pencil test?
     
  6. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    It's custard dribbles today.....
     
  7. custard . . . . .?

    now, you don't want me to get started with custard . . . .
     
  8. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    It was from Marks & Spencers and had vanilla bits in it too...
     
  9. Has not now been safely removed Daisy?
     
  10. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    I rubbed most of it into my pyjamas.... cat licked the stuff off the bed

    Am I the only person who gets stuff dribbled down their fronts all the time....?
     
  11. Well got to say you are not.... most of the ones I know are wearing bibs :¬)
     
  12. I went to the cinema to see 'I am Legend' last night (great film!) and in a particularly scary bit dropped a bit of popcorn down my cleavage. Found it floating in the bath just before bed!
     
  13. flat_in_5th

    flat_in_5th New commenter

    what a messy lot you are
     
  14. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Ego... You have no idea how comforting I found reading that....

    ***Says Daisy who has icecream all over her this evening****
     
  15. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Spag Bog....

    It's going to be a sod to get out of a white shirt yes?
     
  16. Trifles

    I've an old Cortina and a bunch of rusty shopping trolleys down mine
     
  17. Daisy, can I ask a personal question?

    Do you have an er.. ample chest?

    I ask only because I do, and I spill more food than my small busted friend. Am wondering whether one's more ample cleavage gets in the way, if you see what I mean!
     
  18. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    *whisper*

    32E.... not as big as it sounds actually as I am sure you other lasses will understand.... but in my ciggy smoking days I once dropped a fag down my clevege and I still have a scar....it kind of fell from my mouth and got lodged.
     
  19. you made me spit my tea over the keyboard !!!!
     
  20. and down my front, fer god's sake!
     

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