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I just dropped a chocolate biscuit crumb down my clevage....

Discussion in 'Personal' started by DaisysLot, Nov 26, 2007.

  1. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Do I....

    a) Delve down there and hook it out?

    b) Leave it to melt and let it disolve in the bath later?

    c) Leave it there until the weekend and avoid baths.... hoping OH will find it and enjoy?

    d) Phone a friend for assistance?

    :p
     
  2. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Do I....

    a) Delve down there and hook it out?

    b) Leave it to melt and let it disolve in the bath later?

    c) Leave it there until the weekend and avoid baths.... hoping OH will find it and enjoy?

    d) Phone a friend for assistance?

    :p
     
  3. harsh-but-fair

    harsh-but-fair Lead commenter

    are you sure it's not a mole?
     
  4. want me to see if I can find it?
     
  5. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    It's my fault for ploughing through the remains of a McVities Victoria tin of luxurious chocolate biscuits that apparently make every occasion special....

    Present from friends to celebrate me acquiring new job.....

    Packerguy... only if you are married... that way I know your intentions are of assistance and not lust!
     
  6. *gets another tub of popcorn out and wonders where Lads is*
     
  7. here I am

    chase over
     
  8. not only am I married but I will also warm the spoons
     
  9. *passes salty popcorn to Lads and keeps the sweet box*
     
  10. What are you going on about, woman lol!!!

    Just get that hand down there and fish it out. Alternatively, do the 'I've dropped something down my cleavage and am going to jiggle it out of the bottom of my blouse' dance.
     
  11. ooooo

    I likes it salty
     
  12. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Warm the spoons???
    You *are* going to have to explain that one....

    This crumb down clevage thing is a sure biproduct of eating biccies while sitting with a laptop in bed..... everyone suffers it I am sure.... they accumulate down there and wiggle and itch... If everyone emptied their clevage of crumbs and put them all together there would be enough to make a fair few cheesecake bases I am sure!

    As an aside.... have you ever noticed that the foil wrapped biscuits in a selection tin are always the last to get eaten?


     
  13. *watches with piece of popcorn poised to pop in gob*
     
  14. A gentleman would never use a warm spoon to delve for crumbs down a lady's cleavage
     
  15. harsh-but-fair

    harsh-but-fair Lead commenter

    if your cleavage is like that daisy i dread to think about your belly-button
     
  16. cold, never use a cold spoon



    d'oh
     
  17. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    JIggle it out!?? Are you joking? There is no room to jiggle anything out of my bra.... it's more a case of crumbs being lodged rather than simply sitting there....

    My bra is one of those hoist em up and keep em firm contraptions that has little room for jiggling!
     
  18. DaisysLot

    DaisysLot Senior commenter

    Whats a belly button?

     
  19. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Lead commenter

    daisy your setting an old mans heart thumping her with your talk of fulfulmennt in bra sizes
     
  20. Could we go 50-50 please?
     

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