Uh oh I just bought half a lamb and a turkey online. I had better eat lots of ice cream to make room for it in the freezer! It was cheaper than supermarket prices and organic too. A lot cheaper. I blame all these food programmes. I just had to have a bronze turkey delivered to my door on the 23rd of December. It was not cheap. I am being careful not to make any spelling mistakes or other errors... v12 might be snooping around. I can't do anything about the lack of wit and elegance though.