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I hope I am NEVER on a train with Paul Gasgoigne

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Doitforfree, Oct 17, 2019.

  1. Doitforfree

    Doitforfree Star commenter

    Apparently it is now acceptable for a man to kiss whoever he likes on the lips and it's not sexual or an offence. It feels as if we've gone back thirty years. At least I know now that if it were to happen to me there would be no point in seeking recourse through the law, and that a swift kick in the walnuts would be a far better option. Gross man.
    knitone, bevdex, jellycowfish and 5 others like this.
  2. kittylion

    kittylion Senior commenter

    "I know what it's about. I kissed a fat lass" - oh well, should she be grateful then? o_O
    He thought that him sitting next to her and kissing her would make her feel better because someone (probably another man) called her fat - I don't know whether that's misogyny or arrogance.
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  3. FrankWolley

    FrankWolley Star commenter

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  4. Jude Fawley

    Jude Fawley Star commenter

    It's said he had the good grace to take his false teeth out before he puckered up.
  5. Doitforfree

    Doitforfree Star commenter

    I think he's just a vile stupid man.
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  6. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Don't those qualities come automatically with being a professional footballer?
  7. blue451

    blue451 Lead commenter

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  8. LondonCanary

    LondonCanary Star commenter

    In the same week that a young man was convicted of sexual assault for touching a young woman's arm.
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  9. catmother

    catmother Star commenter

    I'm sure there are some decent ones.
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  10. catmother

    catmother Star commenter

  11. chelsea2

    chelsea2 Star commenter


    Frank Lampard


    Famous for his intelligent late runs into the box, Chelsea's all-time record goalscorer has 12 GCSEs at A or A*, including an A in Latin.

    Lampard took an intelligence test in 2009 after which Chelsea's club doctor revealed Lamps had an IQ of "well above 150", putting him in the top 0.5% of the world’s population.

    Worth bearing in mind that Albert Einstein’s was 160.

    (He didn't go on to do A levels, because he was determined to make it as a professional footballer)
  12. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    Einstein's net worth was around $1m. Lampard's net worth is around $90m.

    Paul Gascoigne would struggle to lay his hands on $100 thousand.

    What might we learn from this, apart from the fact that Frank Lampard probably doesn't have to travel by train and that football pays better than science, so long as you keep your nose clean.
  13. LondonCanary

    LondonCanary Star commenter

    The boy still done the sex video didnee? An the drunken abusin.
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  14. chelsea2

    chelsea2 Star commenter

    Give 'im a break.
    'E were just a lad.
    Never put a foot wrong since (on and off the field!)
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  15. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    You mean the Frank Lampard, Kieron Dyer and Rio Ferdinand Gang Bang Sex Tape?

    Personally I think that puts him firmly in the 'vile stupid man' category.
  16. artboyusa

    artboyusa Star commenter

    Me neither. I don't him cheering me up.
  17. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    thats kind of downplaying the story somewhat
  18. hhhh

    hhhh Lead commenter

    You see women grabbing men, and men grabbing women, as if they just have the right to do as they like. Equally some dog owners let their dogs run up to other dogs on the lead, then moan if their pet gets bitten. It's simple-keep your hands, other body parts, and pets to yourself unless invited otherwise!
    Although 30 years ago we were more likely to chat to strangers, while now everyone is on a phone...think I preferred inane comments about the weather to listening to someone's Ted Talks...
  19. Scintillant

    Scintillant Star commenter

    Great footballer though

  20. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    He's a sad old alky. If he'd done it to me, I'd have been disgusted and tried to find a seat somewhere else.
    End of.
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